Ask Applejack!

[Aureity 3,055]

Oh I know, just had to ask that

 

Ya ain't the first brony ta ask that. Strangely enough, ah get more of em than Dash does.

 

Why hello miss Applejack it's a pleasure to meet you i am prince magma but you can just call me magma

 

Oh...err, hello there, your Royal Highness (that ah've never seen before).

[Prince Magma 1]

no formalities please i am just here on a visit to ponyville and it just so happened that i heard your apples are the best in all of equestria so do you mind if i may try one Edited July 12, 2012 by Prince Magma

[Gikkleslick 41]

So. What is something that would make you extremely angry? Preferably something that doesn't involve killing anyone.

[Aureity 3,055]

no formalities please i am just here on a visit to ponyville and it just so happened that i heard your apples are the best in all of equestria so do you mind if i may try one

 

Sure thing. Here ya go!

 

 

So. What is something that would make you extremely angry? Preferably something that doesn't involve killing anyone.

 

Ah dunno, somepony ruinin' all the apples and starvin mah fam'ly?

Oh wait, Blue already basically did that.

[Gikkleslick 41]

Ah dunno, somepony ruinin' all the apples and starvin mah fam'ly?

Oh wait, Blue already basically did that.

 

Who is this "Blue"? And how did he/she ruin the apples?

[Lunatic 1,186]

did you and dash had some competitions recently?

[Aureity 3,055]

Who is this "Blue"? And how did he/she ruin the apples?

 

Ah think he took em andd ran over em all with a steamroller.

 

did you and dash had some competitions recently?

 

Not yet, Dash is still, um, recuperating.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

I did not run over them. It was a picture of a hopper truck that tipped- which I might add, was a shipment of apples you already sold.

[Gikkleslick 41]

Ah think he took em andd ran over em all with a steamroller.

 

wat

 

 

Anyway, you see that broken window in your barn? That wasn't me. Nope, not me. Not me at all.

[Aureity 3,055]

I did not run over them. It was a picture of a hopper truck that tipped- which I might add, was a shipment of apples you already sold.

 

How come all mah apples are ruined, then...?

 

wat

 

 

Anyway, you see that broken window in your barn? That wasn't me. Nope, not me. Not me at all.

 

Alrighty, ah trust ya.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

How come all mah apples are ruined, then...?

Well technically they're the shipping company's problem since you should already have the profit from selling them to the shippers.

[Gikkleslick 41]

Alrighty, ah trust ya.

 

You trust ME? HAH! That's funny- oh you're serious. Well then, yeah, you can defenitely trust me. Yep. I am not a liar. You can really trust me, especailly after I threw a rock at RD. Yeah. I'm also not the one who broke the other window. Yep.

 

[Aureity 3,055]

Well technically they're the shipping company's problem since you should already have the profit from selling them to the shippers.

 

Yeah, but now ah feel obliged ta replace em.

 

 

You trust ME? HAH! That's funny- oh you're serious. Well then, yeah, you can defenitely trust me. Yep. I am not a liar. You can really trust me, especailly after I threw a rock at RD. Yeah. I'm also not the one who broke the other window. Yep.

 

 

Are ya alright? Ya sound kinda...strange.

[Jon the VGNerd 886]

Trust me, AJ. His facial expression pretty much explains it, amirite?

[Gikkleslick 41]

Are ya alright? Ya sound kinda...strange.

 

I'm nervou- wait. No i'm not. Why would I have to be nervous if I didn't do it?

 

 

 

...Yeah.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Ah can't help but feel sorry for her, drunk n' all, so ah'll let it slide.

 

 

 

It'll all be over soon.

 

i hope it does...

[Aureity 3,055]

Trust me, AJ. His facial expression pretty much explains it, amirite?

 

Ah'm not good at readin' faces...

 

I'm nervou- wait. No i'm not. Why would I have to be nervous if I didn't do it?

 

 

 

...Yeah.

 

Are ya sure ya didn't wake up on the wrong side o' the haystack this mornin'?

 

i hope it does...

 

Ah wonder what Apple Bloom looks like in your world...

[Jon the VGNerd 886]

True. At least I did tell ya tho.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Hey Applejack I am new here and just wanted to say hi!!!!

[Luna on the Moon 3]

You are not really Apple Jack or else you can't type on to the computer.

I don't know about my question but I think its this:

 

Is Apple Jack your favourite character?

 

Tell the truth because I know you are just a normal human like me.

Apple Jack is my favourite character and I always get her when I do personality tests.

 

I'm going to do a ASK FILLY CELESTIA.

[Xievie 498]

Hey, Applejack..

 

I REALLY LIKE YOUR MANE!

[Bright Honor 2,687]

Hi, Applejack. How are you, Granny, Applebloom, and Big Mac?

[Gikkleslick 41]

I don't sleep on a freaking haystack. I'm allergic to hay.

[Aureity 3,055]

True. At least I did tell ya tho.

 

Ah forgot what we were talkin' bout...

 

Hey Applejack I am new here and just wanted to say hi!!!!

 

Howdy there, partner!

 

You are not really Apple Jack or else you can't type on to the computer.

 

Ah use a stick ta poke the keyboard characters.

It takes quite a while.

 

Hey, Applejack..

 

I REALLY LIKE YOUR MANE!

 

Thank ya kindly! Ah don't really have ta do anything ta it, it's naturally like that! Unless ah have a bad hair day or summat.

 

 

Hi, Applejack. How are you, Granny, Applebloom, and Big Mac?

 

We're getting on quite nicely. Bad harvest this year, but we'll be fine.

 

I don't sleep on a freaking haystack. I'm allergic to hay.

 

How odd. How do ya eat, then?

[Jon the VGNerd 886]

Ah forgot what we were talkin' bout...

 

 

 

Howdy there, partner!

 

 

 

Ah use a stick ta poke the keyboard characters.

It takes quite a while.

 

 

 

Thank ya kindly! Ah don't really have ta do anything ta it, it's naturally like that! Unless ah have a bad hair day or summat.

 

 

 

 

We're getting on quite nicely. Bad harvest this year, but we'll be fine.

 

 

 

How odd. How do ya eat, then?

 

Yeah, same here. Gosh, I can't believe we forgot about what we were talking about, don't you think?