Ask Discord

[Commander Frost 731]

Why hello There everypony, It's me, The chaotic Discord! MWUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And apparently I have to make one of these Ask threads so if anypony has a question, ask away, but don't take to long, I have some...plans for Ponyville.

Edited November 21, 2013 by Brony Dash465

[Cerise Hood 102]

What exactly are these plans for Ponyville?

 

Also, do want a man to practice chaos with? Because I can offer one.

[Commander Frost 731]

What exactly are these plans for Ponyville?

 

Also, do want a man to practice chaos with? Because I can offer one.

Well, these plans are top secret my dear, but I can tell you Pinkie Pie will love it.

Edited November 21, 2013 by Brony Dash465

[Solar Shadow 13]

If you bring a fish into space then remove the tank so it's just a bubble of water does the fish know the radius of a sweet apple acres apple pie? I know it's a silly thing to ask.

[Dr Pink Whooves 12]

What do u mean pinky will love it? R u sure ur plans r top secret? R u ABSOLUTELY SURE?

[Commander Frost 731]

If you bring a fish into space then remove the tank so it's just a bubble of water does the fish know the radius of a sweet apple acres apple pie? I know it's a silly thing to ask.

Acctually the fish will know the radius of Saturn's dog. Any other questions?

 

What do u mean pinky will love it? R u sure ur plans r top secret? R u ABSOLUTELY SURE?

Oh im sure, she'll just Love it! After all she is the element of laughter.

Edited November 21, 2013 by Brony Dash465

[Ianpiersonjdavis 513]

So what does being turned into stone feel like; painful, itchy, ticklish?

[Commander Frost 731]

So what does being turned into stone feel like; painful, itchy, ticklish?

Well It was horrible, There were many places that needed to be scratched, not to mention not being able to stretch.

[Missy Mare 14]

hi discord! I'm a big fan of your work, how are you this fine afternoon? ITS SNOWING WHERE I AM AND I AM EXCITED ABOUT THAT SEE MY ALL CAPS? ARENT THEY GREAT?

[Commander Frost 731]

hi discord! I'm a big fan of your work, how are you this fine afternoon? ITS SNOWING WHERE I AM AND I AM EXCITED ABOUT THAT SEE MY ALL CAPS? ARENT THEY GREAT?

Hmmm yes I see your caps, and I can change that snow to bunnies if you'd like. Oh and how is Fluttershy doing? I haven't spoken with her in AGES!

[baltoist 303]

discord r u still evil

[Commander Frost 731]

discord r u still evil

Who me?

I Would Never!

*smirks*

[Cerise Hood 102]

Isay igpay atinlay upay isthay ambledscray. Inkthay meay hatway ouyay elltay.

[Commander Frost 731]

Isay igpay atinlay upay isthay ambledscray. Inkthay meay hatway ouyay elltay.

Oscra ooya ozo ba

[Cerise Hood 102]

Oscra ooya ozo ba

Close Enough.

[Commander Frost 731]

Close Enough.

(Ooc: It was a reference to a movie that I said.)

 

So what other questions do you pony folk have, I haven't got all day, I have a bit of chaos to mix up.

[Cerise Hood 102]

(Ooc: It was a reference to a movie that I said.)

 

So what other questions do you pony folk have, I haven't got all day, I have a bit of chaos to mix up.

Do you have any chocolate? If so, can I have it?

[Commander Frost 731]

Do you have any chocolate? If so, can I have it?

Hmm... you can have some if you can solve my riddle.

What goes up, doesn't go down, and you can usually find at a playground?

Do you have any chocolate? If so, can I have it?

Give up yet?

[Hastur 505]

Discuss I spoke to a griffin and showed her a creature, she said this creature can take you down. Would you like to see footage of this creature using one percent of his strength?

Edited November 22, 2013 by Kira

[Commander Frost 731]

Discuss I spoke to a griffin and showed her a creature, she said this creature can take you down. Would you like to see footage of this creature using one percent of his strength?

(Ooc: Is this the same thing you show everypony?)

[Hastur 505]

(Ooc: Is this the same thing you show everypony?)

(*embarrassed blush* Just when you think everypony forgot about that...)

[Commander Frost 731]

(*embarrassed blush* Just when you think everypony forgot about that...)

Ha well he may act tougher, but no one can cause more mayhem than DISCORD!\

(Ooc: lol)

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Is it true that those living in chaos are the smartest ponies?

[Commander Frost 731]

Is it true that those living in chaos are the smartest ponies?

Why I think so, I also believe apple pie is what the clouds are made of, but that's my life. and your name is?

[Hastur 505]

Do you think this picture is a good representation of chaos?