lomk 20,663 December 19, 2013 Share December 19, 2013 (edited) I was having way too much fun with this on this status I posted here: http://mlpforums.com/statuses/user/6322-sadistic-luna/?status_id=325951 I had to turn it into a topic. So replace a word in a movie, show, game, book, song, band, or whatever with "Jesus" and turn it into a religious work. Some of the ones I've seen Rise of the Planet of the Jesus Drag Me to Jesus How to Train Your Jesus Finding Jesus Team Jesus 2 Left 4 Jesus Jesus's Mod And, of course, My Little Jesus Have fun, you guys! Thank you @ and @@AfTeRwArDs for making this status so much fun Edited December 19, 2013 by ~Sadistic Luna~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confetti Nova 58 December 19, 2013 Share December 19, 2013 SpongeJesus SquareChrist lel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verycreativeusername 1,800 December 19, 2013 Share December 19, 2013 The Jesus Scrolls Online 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repsol rave 2,963 December 19, 2013 Share December 19, 2013 Fallout new Jesus Dead Jesus 2 Crank 2 High Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomk 20,663 December 19, 2013 Author Share December 19, 2013 The Big Jesus Theory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verycreativeusername 1,800 December 19, 2013 Share December 19, 2013 Can I do bands and stuff? Guns N' Jesus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomk 20,663 December 19, 2013 Author Share December 19, 2013 Can I do bands and stuff? Guns N' Jesus Do whatever you wanna do. I just ran out of room in the title MegaJesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repsol rave 2,963 December 19, 2013 Share December 19, 2013 so Jesus true Jesus Jesus Hobbit World War Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demirari 454 December 19, 2013 Share December 19, 2013 New Jesus City Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verycreativeusername 1,800 December 19, 2013 Share December 19, 2013 Attack on Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enemy Stand 446 December 20, 2013 Share December 20, 2013 Metal Gear Jesus (Tactical Messiah Action) Metal Gear Jesus 2: Son(s) of God Metal Gear Jesus 3: Last Supper-Eater Metal Gear Jesus 4: Guns of the Crucifix Metal Gear Jesus 5: The Resurrection Pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,651 December 20, 2013 Share December 20, 2013 Grand Theft Jesus Call of Jesus Battlejesus Resident Jesus Jesus Fantasy Metal Gear Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demirari 454 December 20, 2013 Share December 20, 2013 IJesus Jesusware Jesusplane United States of Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion RD92 8,654 December 20, 2013 Share December 20, 2013 How to Train Your Jesus This made me lol so bad xD I present to you...Harry Potter: Jesus version Harry Potter and the Jesus's Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Jesus Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Jesus Harry Potter and the Goblet of Jesus Harry Potter and the Order of the Jesus Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Jesus Harry Potter and the Deathly Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharpWit 2,472 December 20, 2013 Share December 20, 2013 My little Messiah, Friendship is Holy. The tale of how Jesus was sent off by god to make some friends that would eventually turn on him. we start off with Jesus reading about the elements of Adam and Eve in the old testament and notices a prophecy scribbled in red crayon under a pentagram stating that some heathens in Palestine have been practicing satanic rituals that will summon Venus, the roman god of beauty back from her throne atop mount Olympias, proving that Yahweh has some explaining to do unless a teen girl is stoned because she lost her virginity to her brother, when he raped her, yet it is not his fault. Many locals agreed that she was a babe that they would have raped as well. It's a really fucked up community, don't go there or you will die. So Jesus and his guardian angel smithers go to Palestine and make some friends. they hold a dinner which is dubbed the last supper, upon which Jesus doesn't understand till after he had been nailed to a cross for three days. Eventually he died and sang a song with god about growing up and becoming a real man. Then he came back from the dead as a princess. His first words were, "Whoa, Next time i won't turn the whole Red sea into Red whine". the end. Next time on my little messiah, friendship is holy, will jesus and his backstabbing friends be able to stop satan from screwing shit up again? Will they be able to put a jesus loves me bumper sticker on every car in the walmart parking lot? And finally, will they fine out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a toostsie roll pop? The world may never know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,989 December 20, 2013 Share December 20, 2013 This is the scientist and I am preposterous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye 463 December 22, 2013 Share December 22, 2013 Jesus PieTwilight JesusRainbow JesusFlutterJesusRariJesusAppleJesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clover Heart 978 December 22, 2013 Share December 22, 2013 (edited) BeetleJesus What's Eating Jesus? Sex, Drugs and Jesus Jesus, Take the Jesus Because Jesus Got High The Phantom Jesus Attack of the Jesus Revenge of the Jesus A New Jesus Jesus Strikes Back Return of the Jesus Edited December 22, 2013 by Clover Heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanityNotIncluded 335 December 23, 2013 Share December 23, 2013 (edited) My Little Jesus: Crucifixion is Magic Jesus Wars Jesus and Prejudice Jesus Fantasy Meet the Jesus Dude, where's my Jesus? Supersize Jesus The Curious Case of Jesus Sex and the Jesus Breakfast at Jesus' Jesus-maids Kung Fu Jesus Indiana Jesus and the First Crusade Die Jesus Leisure Suit Jesus Jesus Returns: Rapture Fantasy XIII Deathspank: Thongs of Jesus Mega Mohammed vs Giant Jesus Okay, I'm done. Edited December 23, 2013 by SanityNotIncluded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutter's lover <3 8,204 December 23, 2013 Share December 23, 2013 Doctor Jesus Jesus Rangers My Little Jesus Jesus Nukem Master Jesus Jesus The Hedgehog The Jesus King The Jesus The Jesus Returns Of Mice and Jesus The Big Jesus Super Jesus brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Zerkagon 92 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 Dead Jesus 2 Jesus Rising 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,874 December 24, 2013 Share December 24, 2013 Magical Jesus Tour Jesus Sounds Jesus Trigger Kingdom Jesus The Jesus Thief Jesus Soul Jesus Fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippedOffMattress 314 December 25, 2013 Share December 25, 2013 Dr. Jesus Jesus Milk Hotel They Might Be Jesus Arcade Jesus MF JESUS Godspeed You! Black Jesus My Bloody Jesus Jesus Grips Jesus Collective Black Eyed Jesus Jesus Sweatshirt The Mars Jesus Jesus Titan Jesus The Creator Lightning Jesus Jesus? Jesus! Jesus Of The Stone Age Captain Jesus Royal Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelario 95 December 29, 2013 Share December 29, 2013 Grand Theft Jesus Poke'mon Jesus Version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalRocket 185 January 19, 2014 Share January 19, 2014 Hot Jesus living in your area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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