The Propane Crusaders

[Chevette 1,052]

Looking for a radical new hobby to keep yourself busy when you aren't masturbating I mean, umm whatever you folks do in your spare time... Then, um look no further! Here at the "Propane Crusaders" we put propane first and other shit second. (You know why, because propane is best pony)

 

Our motto is: "If you want fuel that is environmentally cool, PROPANE! If you wanna grill out, for me there is no doubt, PROPANE!"

 

Those who disregard our laws, terms of service will not be invited to join. Only those who show full devotion to our love, propane, can join our cause.

 

Requirements:

-Must fucking love propane

-Hate of charcoal of any kinds

-Must agree that propane is best pony

-Must have had relations with a propane tank once before 

-Have a "I enjoy propane" tattoo 

-Trixie is best non-propane related item

 

 

If you are interested in joining, good for you! But not just anyone can join, you must be approved by the supreme overlord of propane, Chevette. 

 

The Three Propane Crusaders:

- @Rockymoo

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- @GabenDash

 

Members:

 

- Coffee Delivery Specialist: 

- Propane Related Delivery Specialist: 

- Propane & Propane Grill Administration Adviser: @Dashie~

- Propane Related Emissions Control Manager: @Sir.Flutter Hooves

- Designated Driver & Head of Alcohol Requisitions Department/Chief Doobie Tokin' Engineer: 

- Propane Related Development Department of Propane Trade & Propane Distribution:

- Head Department Manager of Propane & Trixie Related Transactions:

 

Edited December 30, 2013 by Chevette

[GabenDash 31]

We are the Propane Crusaders!

[RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC 1,296]

Can I join?

[Flight 11 89]

Sign me up. PROPANE!

[Rockymoo 2,136]

Funny you should mention. I just returned from a lovely propane bath.

[Chevette 1,052]

Can I join?

 

*Shuffles Papers* *Puts on reading spectacles*

 

Lets see.. We have a open position as a "Coffee Delivery Specialist" if you are interested.

[Flight 11 89]

I just kissed over 300 tanks of propane. I loved it.

[GabenDash 31]

Edited December 30, 2013 by GabenDash

[Flight 11 89]

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Propane>Apples

[Chevette 1,052]

Sign me up. PROPANE!

 

Let's see....

*Puts on reading spectacles* *Shuffles papers*

 

We have a opening for a "Propane Related Delivery Specialist" if you are interested.

[Flight 11 89]

Let's see....

*Puts on reading spectacles* *Shuffles papers*

 

We have a opening for a "Propane Related Delivery Specialist" if you are interested.

BUCK YEAH! PROPANE!

[RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC 1,296]

*Shuffles Papers* *Puts on reading spectacles*

 

Lets see.. We have a open position as a "Coffee Delivery Specialist" if you are interested.

I'll take it!

[Chevette 1,052]

BUCK YEAH! PROPANE!

 

Welcome to this propane related community! Stay strong in your efforts to defeat the evil charcoal monster! 

It's important to believe in propane at all times and keep Bobbeh out!

[Flight 11 89]

Oh, Bobby Duggart? (GOOGLE IT)

 

Propane is the master. Propane us our life. Propane is what keeps us great. WE SHALL NEVER CHARCOAL!

[Chevette 1,052]

I'll take it!

 

Welcome, friend! WELCOME TO THE BEST PROPANE RELATED CLUB EVER CREATED! You will be involved in many propane related tasks and missions in your time here, it is important to keep propane first at all times!

[Sir.Flutter Hooves 2,953]

Can I join your dang Propane club?

[FadedSkies 1,874]

Can i join? I dunno if I'm eligible but i like to grill using propane if that helps

[Skye 463]

Oh, Bobby Duggart? (GOOGLE IT)

 

Propane is the master. Propane us our life. Propane is what keeps us great. WE SHALL NEVER CHARCOAL!

You've got the right idea, sonny! Keep it up!

[galaxysquid 2,121]

What....is going on....? o.e

[Rockymoo 2,136]

Can I join your dang Propane club?

Think you got what it takes, kid?

 

...Yeah, I'm assuming you do.

[Chevette 1,052]

Can i join? I dunno if I'm eligible but i like to grill using propane if that helps

 

Let's see... *Shuffles through papers*

Would you like to be "Propane & Propane Grill Administration Adviser"

It's a noble position!

[Flight 11 89]

What....is going on....? o.e

PROPANE. BOW TO IT . PROPANE MASTER.

[Sir.Flutter Hooves 2,953]

Think you got what it takes, kid?

 

...Yeah, I'm assuming you do.

DO I GOT WHAT IT TAKES?!

 

Yes, I believe I fit the necesary requirements.

[FadedSkies 1,874]

Let's see... *Shuffles through papers*

Would you like to be "Propane & Propane Grill Administration Adviser"

It's a noble position!

 

Indeed it is! Such an honour as well, ill take it!

[Chevette 1,052]

Can I join your dang Propane club?

 

Of course! If you think you got what it takes to take propane and shove it everywhere!

 

Let's see... *Shuffles through papers*

We have a wondrous opening for the ​"Propane Related Emissions Control Manager"