*Meanwhile at Hasbro studios*

[♞RedLotus♞ 359]

(The staff of Hasbro are all seated in an organized fashion around a long rectangular meeting table)

 

"This just in! A local soccer mom from a small town is going to file some complaints for us bringing derpy back in the show! What do we do guys?"

 

"Hmmm how about we make a toy out of it? Isn't that the whole purpose of MLP? To sell toys!"

 

"Hell yeah! Good idea bob! We shall make millions and millions of bucks! MUAHAHHAHA!!

 

"But guyzz... what about the moms and the anti-Bully activists?"

 

"Whoah whoah how about we also make flash sentry toys? Also make him get married with twi and have babies. We can make toys out of the babies too!!!"

 

"But guys... they are filing law sui-"

 

"HOW ABOUT WE MAKE AN EPISODE WERE TILIGHT KILLS LUNA AND SHE TURNS INTO EVIL TWILIGHT! WE CAN SELL NIGHTMARE TWILIGHT TOYS! THINK OF ALL THE MONEYZ!!"

[Delernil 952]

THEN MAKE DERPY HAVE SMALL DERPY BABIES.

 

GENIUS.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

[Guest90210 3,567]

John: Guys...guys...I have a brilliant idea for an episode

 

Dan: Oh yeah what is it?

 

John: Party cannon

 

Dan: What about the Party Cannon?

 

John: Let's have an episode starring the Party Cannon

 

Dan: What? How would that work?

 

Jeeves: John that's an incredibly stupid idea. In fact its so stupid I should fire you for being such a moron.

 

John: I'm telling you, the ratings would be off the charts

 

Dan: Yeah, off the charts...Are you trying to tank the show?

 

John: Heehehehehe, you said Tank

 

Darion: John might be onto something

 

Jeeves: Are you high? The only thing he's on is crack

 

Darion: Think of the toys we could make. Life sized party cannons that shoot out confetti, or you could blast yourself off out of it

 

Dan: You know how many lawsuits that would spawn?

 

Jimmy: GUYS GUYS, I GOT IT!

 

Jimmy: LETS GIVE TWILIGHT  4 SETS OF WINGS!

 

John: YES, YES....KEEP GOING!

 

Jimmy: Keys. Lots of keys

 

Jeeves: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

Jimmy: Alicorn Flash Sentry

 

Dan: I am in the presence of a legend

 

Jimmy: And last but not least...GAK!

 

 

 

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Edited January 29, 2014 by Rivendare

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

@,

 

Dammit Jeeves, your logic is holding the show back!  I, for one, am in full support of this party cannon episode. 

[Acchan 232]

Jeeves came around.