TheMarkz0ne 962 February 6, 2014 Share February 6, 2014 You're the only man or woman in Equestria and you will have issues with all kinds of creatures. You will be encountering the following and only to name a few. Earth, Pegasus, Unicorn and Alicorn ponies Changelings Dragons Timberwolves Iron Will Manticores Parasprites Discord Leviathan plant worm(from Three's a Crowd) The Elements of Harmony Everyone else would be hostile. But the ponies of Canterlot, Ponyville, Manehattan ect.. would just want to imprison you because they fear people. Also if you think about it the mane 6 probably weigh over 300 pounds and the stallions weigh more than that. Imagine getting trampled on by ponies? That wouldn't be good times/ You have no defenses. Only the clothes on your back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Standard User 2,127 February 6, 2014 Share February 6, 2014 (edited) Well, let's see here...Eagle Scout, shrewd diplomat, distance runner, and I love the outdoors. I could sneak into small settlements and steal basic supplies like knives and rope and food, since Equestria doesn't seem to have a bunch of crime and therefore few burglar alarms. I think I'd be just fine. EDIT: Also, I like to think that Discord would love having a new species around to use to screw with Celestia. Maybe he'd be a bro? Edited February 6, 2014 by Kolth 1 oOo RIP Forums Writing Centre ;_; oOo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary S. 102 February 6, 2014 Share February 6, 2014 I'm a city person and i wouldn't survive a week in the wild. I hardly could make fire or build a sharp stick. If i don't starve to death, i get killed, because almost ever creature is stronger than a human. And the few weaker creatures can easily outrun me. Aw, fuck me. I just can hope that ponies treat their captives well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,377 February 6, 2014 Share February 6, 2014 (edited) Easy: I'd just take a transformation potion, and bypass the problem altogether. Edited February 6, 2014 by Anti-Villain 1 By @Emerald Heart.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecal97 340 February 6, 2014 Share February 6, 2014 Military training means I'd be using escape and evasion, I'd make weapons, scavenge for food, avoid capture by ponies, and fight everything else. If captured, I'd work my way into a position of trust, I'm a more fluent speaker than discord by far If killed, I wasn't trying hard enough If you actually took the time to read my forum post, I thank Love you Dashie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver quest 15 February 6, 2014 Share February 6, 2014 Well let's take the assumption that we all speak the same language. And that the ponies would be deffesive to any hostile action taken on your part ( which mean no meat ( I'm screwed)) so as long as I avoid the forest and and commit no hostile action to the the ponies I could be fine. I would try and befriend them the best I could, and if that fails stick to the forests near the apple orchards so I can sneek in at night and grab food. Probably make a home in a cave to avoid the elements. Since I am the only one of my species I would attempt contact with the other species that can communicate with me. Since they make try to make peace with all other creatures it should not be difficult to befriend them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Freeman 85 February 6, 2014 Share February 6, 2014 (edited) I can imagine the situation turning rather violent if everyone is hostile without reason, Rambo First Blood style Then again, I have some basic survival skills and am not that violent of a person, so I would give myself around a month or two, depending on what exactly I would encounter, as in I would probably die on the first encounter with anything not wishing to imprison me instead of kill me. Edited February 7, 2014 by Gordon Freeman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerpop198 696 February 6, 2014 Share February 6, 2014 Too many enemies, I would be dead in no time at all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Rarity 1,240 February 6, 2014 Share February 6, 2014 Well, the ponies are actually quite small. I saw a picture comparing Fluttershy to her humanized version in Equestria Girls. If a bunny in Equestria is the same size as a bunny in the human world, then the ponies' heads only reach our knees or lower. They really are "little poines". I would be more worried about the magic. That being said, I'd probably last about two minutes. I'll stick with earth. 2 My deviantART Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Silver Essence~ 2,625 February 6, 2014 Share February 6, 2014 Well, considering the crazy and chaotic things that go around equestria, you'd have to be a mad man in ordwr to survive. But you know? With proper survival skills, pre knowledge of equestria thanks to the show, and protection by the mane 6? I think I can adapt to this new world for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moved to Elsewhere 11,331 February 6, 2014 Share February 6, 2014 I'd sneak out to Zecora who would know what I am and she'd give me a potion to transform into a human. If that doesn't work I'd say "Screw it!" and find the portal to the Equestria Girls world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Goose Q 5,137 February 6, 2014 Share February 6, 2014 Simple. Shapeshift. Problem solved. On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said: One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,377 February 6, 2014 Share February 6, 2014 @ChikoritaBrony & The Questioner, We're all just a bunch of Combat Pragmatists, aren't we? By @Emerald Heart.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Goose Q 5,137 February 6, 2014 Share February 6, 2014 @, Well, you know, if you have no means to change your shape, then you have no right to survive. On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said: One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 19,238 February 7, 2014 Share February 7, 2014 Dead in a day? Try dead in an hour. Horses can easily outrun humans, let alone how fast pegasai can travel and unicorns can teleport. If I'm anywhere near an inhabited settlement, I'll be captured quickly, probably be killed on sight, imprisoned and starved to death or experimented on Dr.Mengele style, if the ponies are as hostile as you say. I've never hunted before. Haven't gone camping since I was 10. Animals in Equestria are far more intelligent than ones on earth. I'd probably get captured and eaten. Changelings would encase me and suck away my emotions and Discord would just erase me from existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootalove 10,689 February 8, 2014 Share February 8, 2014 Due to my training in dire situations that put me in danger, I'll be able to handle survival in Equestria with no problem so I think I can handle all of it. Credit: Moony © Forum FAQ Forum Rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirk Burkham 93 February 8, 2014 Share February 8, 2014 I have been in the Junior Forest Wardens program since I was a young colt. I am also a very calm person. all I need is a good plan to deal with all of these creatures I will encounter Earth, Pegasus, Unicorn and Alicorn ponies - if they are fearful, I will let them run. if they stay, I will welcome their company (foreign language or no.) Changelings - Show them that I have no love for them. Dragons - attempt to sneak. if I fail, I will be as respectful as humanly possible Timberwolves - GTFO Iron Will - Show him that I am not fazed, and share some of my own concepts for his seminars Manticores - if the manticore in the first episode is anything to go off of, hugs all around. if not, GTFO Parasprites - ignore them. I am not edible. Discord - talk (discord of all... things- should be able to understand human language.). discord like to make games, maybe I could be a real friend for him, like fluttershy. Leviathan plant worm - GTFO The Elements of Harmony - show them that I am no threat to equestria. twilight will naturally write to princess celestia, so I might get to meet the best pony to understand my intentions. this plan assumes a lot, but I am confident that I will be able to adjust to changing circumstance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SveciaDash 364 February 8, 2014 Share February 8, 2014 (edited) Forever and ever timberwolves? throw a pebble at them. but why is everyone my enemy? sadface. considering how not-rare sharp diamonds / gemstones are.. you can probably make a khorne axe in no time and bring skulls to the skull throne not killing the ponies i like ofcourse Edited February 8, 2014 by SveciaDash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_m-Ez3W5h4&index=1&list=FLLNWmj4RL7o54o2Txvsj8Ag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicalStarRain 599 February 8, 2014 Share February 8, 2014 Make a weapon out of a big hammer or a sword and attach sharp gems to them, gather food and water, and use said weapon and martial arts skills to combat everyone. That, or find a transformation potion. Click this dragon hatchling to help it grow, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddle 102 February 8, 2014 Share February 8, 2014 Become a pet to Fluttershy..... 1 (Sig made by Me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev_zev The outcast 415 February 8, 2014 Share February 8, 2014 (edited) I'll do sad eyes to Fluttershy, then to Twilight. Sad eyes: Edited February 8, 2014 by zev_zev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Dash 101 February 8, 2014 Share February 8, 2014 Camping has it's advantages, so I'd say I can adapt and live in their world. Even if I had to live secretly in an attic! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev_zev The outcast 415 February 8, 2014 Share February 8, 2014 Besides I think (I belive) that all ponies is very kind. And humans for them as like ponies for us (see "My little Dashie). Smth like: "Awww... he's/she's so cute, look at his strange hooves. Oh... He can talk!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cimarronboy 248 February 8, 2014 Share February 8, 2014 (edited) I have been in the Junior Forest Wardens program since I was a young colt. I am also a very calm person. all I need is a good plan to deal with all of these creatures I will encounter Earth, Pegasus, Unicorn and Alicorn ponies - if they are fearful, I will let them run. if they stay, I will welcome their company (foreign language or no.) Changelings - Show them that I have no love for them. Dragons - attempt to sneak. if I fail, I will be as respectful as humanly possible Timberwolves - GTFO Iron Will - Show him that I am not fazed, and share some of my own concepts for his seminars Manticores - if the manticore in the first episode is anything to go off of, hugs all around. if not, GTFO Parasprites - ignore them. I am not edible. Discord - talk (discord of all... things- should be able to understand human language.). discord like to make games, maybe I could be a real friend for him, like fluttershy. Leviathan plant worm - GTFO The Elements of Harmony - show them that I am no threat to equestria. twilight will naturally write to princess celestia, so I might get to meet the best pony to understand my intentions. this plan assumes a lot, but I am confident that I will be able to adjust to changing circumstance. Yeah pretty much that, Show no intention of harm to friendlies but show nothing but harmful intent to unfriendlies (those listed as "gtfo's" on the above list. Definitely have to craft some weapons (or steal some if need be, but in that case always pay back for what I take), maybe hunt. Animal instincts'll help. Maybe doing a lil flirting with one of the mane 6 might help prove my harmlessness as well as defending any friendlies I find in trouble.Appearing/being small and helpless would also help, so here's hopin the ponies are kaiju sized lol. Edited February 10, 2014 by Cimarronboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc. Volt 2,561 February 8, 2014 Share February 8, 2014 sound nice to me.. militray training... and paramedic.. i can hide and survive and maybe aid a pony to gather his trust (maybe red heart), also i am a good chatter, i think i can raise my position on the power of friendship XD Red cross voluntier:""The first to arrive,The last to leave" Proud member of the Code3 Bronies! My OC page, click here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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