Question the Questioner.

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

Penguin hardly gets questions, should I become a freeBSD daemon or stick to being penguin? lol

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Penguin hardly gets questions, should I become a freeBSD daemon or stick to being penguin? lol

Tux says stick to being penguin.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

My sleep schedule is messed up now...what do I do?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

My sleep schedule is messed up now...what do I do?

Get a cat.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Get a cat.

 

I have one. Now what?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

I have one. Now what?

Persuade it that it wants to curl up with you and purr. This may be tricky.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Persuade it that it wants to curl up with you and purr. This may be tricky.

 

My cat disappeared. How do I get her back?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

My cat disappeared. How do I get her back?

If she wants to come back, she will.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

If she wants to come back, she will.

 

But she's being a total bitch!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

But she's being a total bitch!

That is her right, as a Supreme Being.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

That is her right, as a Supreme Being.

 

If she's a supreme being, how come she is helpless vs. canned food. Without me, she'd be nothing!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

If she's a supreme being, how come she is helpless vs. canned food. Without me, she'd be nothing!

She is also very good at conning you. We are staff, nothing more.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

She is also very good at conning you. We are staff, nothing more.

 

I think my cat has taken control of your mind.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

I think my cat has taken control of your mind.

Not your cat. I have ten. I know my place.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Not your cat. I have ten. I know my place.

 

So you're basicly a puppet?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

So you're basicly a puppet?

Not exactly.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Not exactly.

 

But the cats control you don't they?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

But the cats control you don't they?

Well, not really.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Well, not really.

 

I think they're just making you say that to lull me into a false sense of security. I could have swore I heard my cat snicker.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

I think they're just making you say that to lull me into a false sense of security. I could have swore I heard my cat snicker.

You'll never know.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Is there a conspiracy I should know about?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Is there a conspiracy I should know about?

No.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

No.

 

Lies!!!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Lies!!!

Whatever.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!

 

What color were the stairs?