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I was a hipster before it was cool.

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Sombra was merely an attempt at making Sauron.

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Sofa. Tea. Neither. Quiche. Neither. Quill. Mongoose. Honk honk scary wolf head.

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Penguin hardly gets questions, should I become a freeBSD daemon or stick to being penguin? lol

Tux says stick to being penguin.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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My sleep schedule is messed up now...what do I do?

Get a cat.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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I have one. Now what?

Persuade it that it wants to curl up with you and purr. This may be tricky.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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My cat disappeared. How do I get her back?

If she wants to come back, she will.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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But she's being a total bitch!

That is her right, as a Supreme Being.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

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If she's a supreme being, how come she is helpless vs. canned food. Without me, she'd be nothing!

She is also very good at conning you. We are staff, nothing more.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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I think my cat has taken control of your mind.

Not your cat. I have ten. I know my place.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

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So you're basicly a puppet?

Not exactly.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

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But the cats control you don't they?

Well, not really.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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I think they're just making you say that to lull me into a false sense of security. I could have swore I heard my cat snicker.

You'll never know.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

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Is there a conspiracy I should know about?

No.

 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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Lies!!!

Whatever.

 

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In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!

 

What color were the stairs?

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