T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Nope, I don't drive! 

TPAM likes to meditate in the nude listening to Lady Gaga.

[Friendship_Cannon 1,676]

how do you KNOW?

 

TPAM would like to be a tree

[ColtofPersonality 855]

-Sigh- It's true..it all started when I saw the hot maple growing next door.

TPAM Thought the titanic was the best comedy ever.

[Soundgarden 2,757]

Yes, the part where they died always manages to tickle my funnybones!

 

 

TPAM likes to climb trees in Central Park, NY and scream "I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!"

Edited April 4, 2013 by Soundgarden

[ColtofPersonality 855]

This is why we never go drinking anymore!


TPAM Wishes Cheerilee would keep him after school to do crystal meth pony math.

[Steel Crescent 841]

No..

TPAM Loves muffins.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Did somebody say muffins!?

TPAM bellieves the moon is stalkig him.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

*Turns away from telescope pointed at the moon*
 

I do not!

 

TPAM eats cupcake frosting and leaves the cupcakes bare and naked.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Damn...well atleast I can get clean now!

TPAM holds mock trials with his stuffed animals.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

....What about it...?

TPAM would rather sleep in their pile of dirty clothes rather than clean them.

Edited April 4, 2013 by Hayzelestia

[stainesbrony 219]

No.

 

 

 

T.P.A.M. Wasted a master ball on a magikarp.

Edited April 4, 2013 by stainesbrony

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

*Looks at bag with 998 Master Balls*

 

Dude, I needed to do some housecleaning anyway...

 

TPAM after me will not just answer "No" to what I say! Which is this:

 

TPAM likes jelly.

[Steel Crescent 841]

Yes.

TPAM Prefers Bacon over Sausage.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

No.

 

...

 

Wow, and I really mean that too. Bacon is nasty, man. What a coincidence that you would say the very thing required to get a no out of me...

 

Huh.

 

TPAM prefers the sweet smell of fresh coffee in the morning.

[Lewis the Brony 110]

Yes, even if I don't drink coffee.

 

TPAM prefers Coke over Pepsi

[ColtofPersonality 855]

True.

TPAM can beatbox the tune of 'Evil Enchantress'

[Princess Derpy 672]

Nope, not at all

 

TPAM likes tacos.

Edited April 4, 2013 by Princess-Derpy

[stainesbrony 219]

Nein. Ich gern tortillas.

 

 

 

 

T.P.A.M. Ist nicht Deutsch

[Princess Derpy 672]

Wat. No.

 

TPAM's favorite pony is Derpy.

[stainesbrony 219]

No.

 

T.P.A.M. watches porn

[Princess Derpy 672]

Uh, no.

 

TPAM likes cheese.

[stainesbrony 219]

No.

 

 

T.P.A.M. Is from England

[Princess Derpy 672]

Nope.

 

TPAM thinks Princess Derpy is best princess.

[stainesbrony 219]

Nope.

 

 

T.P.A.M. is Princess Derpy

[Princess Derpy 672]

( ) Yesh.

 

TPAM is stainesbrony