T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[KBz 499]

No.

 

TPAM misses me a lot

[Bari 7,023]

Sorry, I don't know you...

 

TPAM enjoys fruit pastries.

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

They're okay, I'm not really one for sweet things though.

 

TPAM just ate an apple

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I haven't eaten an apple in months.

 

 

TPAM is in love with science.

[Bari 7,023]

I like it. I'm not in love with it.

 

TPAM should be preparing for school right now.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I don't prepare for school; the school prepares for me.

 

TPAM posts on these forums too much.

[Bari 7,023]

Now we're just poking at each other, aren't we? The answer is yes.

 

TPAM isn't Dr_Waveband

[Dr_Waveband 745]

 

Indeed not! It is I, Prof_Cannonball, a new member to this fine gentlemanly club of yours!

 

TPAM is fond of Limburger cheese.

[Motion Spark 7,807]

if it is meltable, I do

 

TPAM likes writing

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Very much. In fact, I'll try to finish the short story I'm working on today.

 

 

TPAM enjoys comically large moustaches.

[Bari 7,023]

Not really.

 

TPAM has a pet.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Two fish.

 

TPAM has a college student ID.

[Bari 7,023]

Uh, not yet...

 

TPAM wants to check out my fan fiction.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Depends...

 

TPAM wants a Class A CDL.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Nah, I already have a class B driver's license.

 

TPAM drinks more tea than coffee.

[MetalGearP0n3 29]

True! <3

 

TPAM is listening to rambling right now

[Bari 7,023]

No. I don't understand what you mean.

 

TPAM read My Little Dashie and didn't cry.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Yes. Truly a feat worthy of an Alicorn.

Nah, Pegasi are 20% cooler.

 

TPAM will give me a cold beverage and become the object of my worship forever because it's WAY too hot here.

Edited September 5, 2012 by Fire_Fly

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Here is an iced tea with crushed mint leaves. You may leave your offerings at my hooves.

 

TPAM has eaten more apples since MLP first came out.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Not really, but I've had cravings for apple juice.

 

TPAM has also had cravings for apple juice.

[Bari 7,023]

I want french fries, actually.

 

TPAM thinks that My Little Pony: G1 isn't that bad considering it's time era.

[Rarietty 632]

Yes, mostly because it was a huge part of my childhood. Also If it didn't exist and Lauren Faust wasn't a fan of it, Friendship is Magic would never have happened.

 

TPAM can't pick a favorite pony.

Edited September 6, 2012 by Rarietty

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I can pinpoint it rather accurately... but not to a single pony.

 

 

TPAM has read H. P. Lovecraft.

[Bari 7,023]

Yup.

 

TPAM watches sitcoms like "Everybody Loves Raymond" and "King of Queens".

[Motion Spark 7,807]

UMMMM no

 

TPAM is drinking water