T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Yes and no.

 

TNPTP knows of Schrödinger's Cat.

 

 

And wants to talk to me about whatever.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Duh. I've read about quantum mechanics. I'm not really the talkative type, though.

 

TPAM has been scolded for reading too much.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Quite the opposite.

 

TPAfM is in college.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Maybe...

 

ÞNPTP eiþer saw þe gunpowder exploding and died or not see the gunpowder explode and lived, and to me, þat means þat ÞNPTP is both dead and alive before saying eiþer statement, meaning þat ÞNPTP will eiþer comment on þe first part or will be really confused, but before I know þat, ÞNPTP will be both.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

I saw the gunpowder explode and lived.

 

TPAM has just woken up.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Nope just had lunch.

 

TPAM is so bored he could scream, but probably won't scream either.

[Rarietty 632]

I won't scream, but the Emmys are very boring. I don't even know why I'm watching them. I don't even watch much TV aside from cartoons and comedies.

 

TPAM is watching/has watched the Emmys too today.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Nope i dont watch the Emmy's

 

TPAM hates Apples

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I got nothing against Steve JoJs. And Applejaaj.

 

TNPTP knows that pink light doesn't even exist.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Pink light exists in Equestria. so nyah!

 

TPAM would stand/camp in line overnight to get Zap Apple Jam.

Edited September 24, 2012 by Silverhoof

[Jadefire 2,797]

Not a big fan of jam. Big Macintosh, then maybe. x3

 

TPAfM has a headache.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

No...

 

TNPTP is either concerned about Jade's headache or thinks he has a headache, so by the principle of quantum mechanics, unless you answer, I'll think TNPTP is both.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Shrodinger's headache, huh? Though it'd be hard to be concerned about my headache without knowing that I have a headache, which means that at least one criteria will always be true no matter how the concern is measured. Does Shrodinger have anything to say about whether or not that affects his paradox?

 

Either way, I took some painkillers, so I'm not concerned anymore.

 

TPAfM likes the color green.

Edited September 24, 2012 by Jadefire

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I'll bet the idea of superposition will explain why Pinkie Pie is everywhere. Then again,...

 

 

I'm into blue.

 

TNPTP watches MinutePhysics.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Not a single minute. Sorry. I did see Schoolhouse Rock once.

 

TPAM watched an old black and white monster movie sometime in the past year. and liked it.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I've only seen one film fitting that description (the original King Kong of course) - unless Nosferatu counts - and that was over a year ago. I did like it, though.

 

TPAM is in favour of scientific progress.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

The Standard Model still has nothing on gravity; I wanna know how that works...

 

TNPTP hates their bladder.

[Jadefire 2,797]

My bladder isn't too bad.

 

TPAfM loves their pancreas.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

I make awesome pancakes, so I love them... Oh wait, I misread that. I guess my pancreas is alright...

 

TPAM will yawn after reading this.

Edited September 24, 2012 by JayBee

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

No.

 

TNPTP is wondering what's up with Rainbow Dash in the signature above me; Why's she so... Uhh...?

[Rarietty 632]

Duh. She's flying into the night sky with her front legs stretched out. Nothing weird at all.

 

TPAM overuses emotions on forums.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I never use them. Ever.

 

TPAM rarely reads YouTube comments.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

No comment.

 

TNPTP likes bridges.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

No comment.

 

TPAM reads the newspaper in the morning.

Edited September 24, 2012 by Dr_Waveband

[Jadefire 2,797]

No comment.

 

TPAfM enjoys being needlessly vague.