T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

nope I'm currently a Bird

 

TPAM doesn't hate on G3

[Sugar Pops 210]

Obliviously I don't hate on it  

The pony after me secretly wants all the booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

[Hyperhooves 872]

No.

 

TPAM Has no idea what's going on

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I totally don't, but I like to think that I do!

 

TPAM can pole vault.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I can vault across a horizontal pole on the ground, but that's the extent of it.

 

TPAM's favourite colour is red.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Nope! It's orange.

 

TPAM identifies themself as a Brony.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

yeah I also identify myself as PonygamesFluttershy and a loner

 

TPAM has written one good fan fic in there life 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I haven't written any fanfics. Don't like em' that much.

 

TPAM likes tacos.

[Hyperhooves 872]

Yep.

 

TPAM likes Pizza

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I used to love pizza, but it's sort of lost its shine with me. I still like it though.

 

TPAM prefers red meat over everything else.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Hmmm nah.

 

TPAM has a dirty secret. 

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I have many. Take your pick of the litter, homie.

 

TPAM has a clean secret.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Ninja pls, all my secrets are dirty

 

TPAM plays sports with parents around

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

I use to play Soccer but then I quit because of my Asthma

 

TPAM prefers Stealth over Brute Force

[Hyperhooves 872]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

 

TPAM is a video game pro.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

damn right I'am been playing video games since I was 3

 

TPAM knows what I mean in my last post

[AnonBrony 1,468]

If you talking about what that means in general then yes. And I would prefer Stealth. If Stealth and Brute Force are actually terms for some game then no.

 

T.P.A.M considers them selves to be pretty smart. 

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

*eyes crossed* YeHs, I AhM 2 SMARUT 4 U

 

 

TPAM thinks that I sounded like a complete moron in the above text

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

nope I have seen worse

 

TPAM knows my real name

[Hyperhooves 872]

No.

 

TPAM  misses the Questioner as much as I do.

Edited August 29, 2014 by Hyperhooves

[Enemy Stand 446]

I don't think that's possible, so no.

 

TPAM is wearing a silly hat.

[Null_account 144]

nope.

 

TPAM Believes in hand sanitizer.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Why, yes, I do believe in hand sanitizers. Just like how I believe in Princess Celestia.

 

TPAM is a pony. More precisely, I believe they're an earth pony.

[FoxOsprey 46]

No; unfortunately I am but a digital entity existing only in the data cloud.

 

TPAM cannot stand the taste of coffee.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Bingo. I only drink it on occasions when I'm particularly desperate and only at the office. I won't be spending my own money on it.

 

TPAM likes crab cakes.