T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I do.

 

TPPAM has once lost a 6 foot long chillidog before.

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

I know where I left it. 

 

TPAM once lost a staring contest against the sun.

Edited September 5, 2014 by Azure Flare

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No.

 

TPPAM isn't not a zebra.

Edited September 5, 2014 by Janitor Jack

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

This is correct.

 

The poster after me is not actually an existence that only exists in virtual space.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

nope I'm a real human as of the rest of us living in the same dimension

 

TPAM thinks I'm awesome

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

You're cool.

 

TPPAM hates when their friends talk about their relationship problems.

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

Yes.

 

 

TPAM is not a krusty krab.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

True.

 

TPPAM is a krusty krab.

[Dashing Comet 4]

False.

 

 

TPAM likes Doritos. 

[Hyperhooves 872]

No.

 

TPAM knows what foxes say

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I do know this, due to the fact that I know a vulpinoid. She speaks just as we do, so I would assume that foxes have the ability to speak our language.

 

The poster after me is male.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Yes.

 

TPPAM had it all.

[Hyperhooves 872]

I have no idea what you are talking about

 

TPAM has played Five nights at Freddy's

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

False! I watched Mark play it.

 

TPPAM is burning to the ground.

[Hyperhooves 872]

No.

 

TPAM wants chocolate milk

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No.

 

TPPAM won't drag me down.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I have no intention of grabbing you in the first place.

 

The poster after me harbors a curiosity for what is beyond our known universe.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Nope. I already know. Aliens.

 

TPPAM would wish me a happy birthday! (It's March 19th.)

[Away 2,077]

Sure, if I remembered.

 

TPAM is a vegetarian.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Nope.

 

TPAM is bored.

[Bunni 1,075]

Very.

 

TPAM is not bored.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I am not bored at this moment in time, as I have not deemed it an appropriate response to the situation.

 

The poster after me has a liking for canines.

[I love Jelly Otter 477]

The ponies above & below completely forgot their human origins. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Lies! The filthy Earth boy lies!

 

TPPAM is an alien.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby.

 

TPAM loves to listen to elevator music when not in an elevator.