Kel_Grym 1,917 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 So one day your our driving. Suddenly you accidentally hit something technicolored. You step out of your vehicle and find you ran over a pony. What do you do? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planty 1,053 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 First, why are we discussing this >< But anyways, I think I would be shocked that they exist and then probably take it to a vet to something! It depends how hard I hit it. There is it really much point in trying to save it if it's a bloody mess (we don't know if ponies bleed, maybe they bleed play dough or something ). 4 Have ANY questions about Christianity? INBOX ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 April 19, 2014 Author Share April 19, 2014 First, why are we discussing this >< *stuffs shovel back into closet* umm...no reason. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanityNotIncluded 335 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 Well, it for me it would go like this: 10 points for a background pony 15 points for a CMC (exception, see below) 20 points for one of the Mane 6 40 points for a princess 200 points for Diamond Tiara 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demirari 454 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 (edited) I'll inspect the body and poke it a bit. Then I'll wonder how the hell did a MLP pony get here, then I'll check if I'm tired or not. I'll then proceed to sit in the car for half an hour before gently laying the body into my car. Most likely the pony wouldn't be dead as I usually don't drive faster than 40mph due to avoiding highways. If it wakes up, I'll apologize and offer the pony a shelter (my home) till a clear answer on how the hell a cartoon character made it to the real world. Then I may be able to lord over everyone else with the fact that I know an actual MLP pony and not a plushie. If the pony is dead, many tears would be shed. I'll then bury the pony in a proper grave. A pony is sentient, I'll respect the pony as such. Edited April 19, 2014 by Demirari 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluttershyfan94 5,742 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 Would be shocked, I would try helping the pony. Going to a vet or help it myself, hopefully it wouldn't be in too much pain. In case it would be hurting as much as I would not like doing it I would end its suffering. 1 DA: http://fluttershyfan94.deviantart.com/ Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/Fluttershyfan94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 I will bring it to veterinarian and then go to adoption Center and keep as pet If it is a mare. If it is a stallion, Vet first then let it go 2 Signature by Me Made with Word and Repix I want your request in my request shop Click Here-> http://mlpforums.com...p/#entry1729814 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlight 7,288 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 If I ran over a fictional technicolored pony, I'd probably be wondering what drugs I'm on; but, I'd probably take him/her to the vet and just go from there. 1 matching setups with my bff pathfinder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cstriker 737 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 Pretty sure for me, it would go something like this... 5 Fashionably Camouflaged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mywas 687 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 I would laugh at their misery while I hide the body and act like nothing happened Credits to Mint Drop for an awesome Sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr F 1,522 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 (edited) I would stop talking LSD. I am too young to drive and if I had seen a pony I'd probably go to the doctor before anything else. xD Edited April 19, 2014 by A CrayZ Cat 1 (Really cool signature) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPirateX 600 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 If it were Diamond Tiara, Trixie or Flash Sentry i'd simply shrug and get back in the car. For everyone else, i'd give them medical attention. If they were still alive. 1 "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings" ~ Optimus Prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rift enchanted 380 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 If it were blue blood I would shift into reverse and run over him again 6 You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it save equistria with its five candy coloured friends and shoot rainbows at bad guys using their necklaces and tiara unless you're celestiaAlso if your not familiar with the count to one million post then check out our welcoming cheer!http://mlpforums.com/topic/69955-count-to-one-million/page-1188Just scroll to the bottom and it'll be there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adachi 772 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 I would stay with the body and cry and pray over and over for Amalthea to cross over to our dimension and revive the pony. If the pony was still alive, I would take him/her to the vet immediately. “I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.” — Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Goose Q 5,138 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 I would wonder why I was driving. On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said: One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shisko (Collin) 34 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 I would pick it up, and ask if it could lead me to Equestria. There they can turn me into a pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digit 321 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 I'd would wonder when I injested Pcp laced shrooms. Then I'd probably climb into the back seat and hold myself until the angry faces in the sky went away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kawaii Besu 28,022 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 I'd pick it up, and drive it to the nearest hospital in 10 seconds flat. (Depends on the distance of the nearest hospital. ) If it were for Diamond Tiara, Sombra, Blueblood, or Flash Sentry, I'd love to leave and ignore them, but I'll be arrested for animal cruelty, so I'll still seek medical attention. 2 Count to numbers with 7 digits! CtaM FM: You can always "count" on us when a new pony episode comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moss 95 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 (edited) Check my car for any serious damage.Horses can fuck them up in collisions.Oh, and move the corpse off the road for other cars. Edited April 19, 2014 by MOSFETv2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastementSparkle 20,334 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 Once I get over my existential crisis, I'll immediately try to get them help. Does anyone really think taking them to a vet is a good idea? The ponies biology might be completely different than a pony from our world. What if they wake up and start talking? I don't trust anyone to not call the police, and somehow get said pony to the government. I would take them home and help them as best as I can. 1 Twilight is best pony. Why hello MLPForums! What have ya been up to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMQuickfireTK 751 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 woah, this is just like Grandma got run over by a raindeer! except, <insert pony name here> got ran over by a driving penguin! I'll be on the #! forums if you want me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grounded 4 Ever 8 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 (edited) My reaction would be extremely situational. The base reaction would be glee that ponies, and by concequence, Equestria actually exists. The factors and concequences are as follows: 1) Do I know this pony? If yes, then my reaction will only grow stronger. 2) What aleigience does said pony follow? If good or passive, then worry for their safety and try to help. If evil, like Sombra, try to get them to reform, but make sure they're helpless against me if at all possible. I give anyone a chance, regardless of previous reputation. 3) How hurt are they? the degree of damage will affect the degree of either horror or releif. 4) Can they go back to Equestria? If so, then beg to go with them. If not, then try to help them fit in with society as best I can. Even if it means hiding them from even my parrents (which knowing them, won't last long). 5) Is this pony one of my OCs? If yes, then the situation might turn awkward. Because I'd have to explain how I know about them. It's different for the Cannon ponies, since I didn't come up with them. In the end, I guess, either way, I help them out and try to make a friend out of them. It wouldn't matter if it's Sombra, Chrysalis, Diamond Tiara, or Rainbow Freaking Dash, I'll help however I can. Edited April 19, 2014 by Summer Dash 2 Say hello to my OCs: Summer Dash and Switchlock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manman20x6 359 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 Unfortunately, we all know what happens to injured horses... *Pulls out shotgun* 3 I SHIP FLUTTERSHY X BULK BICEPS SO HARD Also, I really like Cloudchaser's mane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cstriker 737 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 Does the pony look like a real world pony with all the colors and markings of our Equestrian fandom? Or are they actually cartoonish in our world and still look identical to Equestrian ponies? If they look like real world pony I would worry less. Still feel bad, but then waste-not want-not...turn those hooves into glue! Fashionably Camouflaged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grounded 4 Ever 8 April 19, 2014 Share April 19, 2014 Does the pony look like a real world pony with all the colors and markings of our Equestrian fandom? Or are they actually cartoonish in our world and still look identical to Equestrian ponies? If they look like real world pony I would worry less. Still feel bad, but then waste-not want-not...turn those hooves into glue! I would like to think they look like realistic SFM models. It's usually how I picture them in my mind when I read a fanfiction. Say hello to my OCs: Summer Dash and Switchlock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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