How is a Shetland Pony like Heavy Weapons Guy?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

I sometimes enjoy imagining a retarded Shetland pony, snorting and neighing constantly to be fed with tuna sandviches. It's really fun watching him cry and scream if people refuse to feed him with toona sandvich.

One of my inspirations behind this poor character is "Heavy Weapons Guy", and another is Kate Beaton's "Hark! A Vagrant" (note the fat little Shetland Pony). I'm pretty sure bronies' fan-works are another inspiration to this lovable nonsense.


Now I ask you, then, "How is a Shetland Pony like a Heavy Weapons Guy?"

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

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