Unofficial In-Forum Religion

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

Feld0 denied this religion the title of official

 

Oh well. WE LIVE ON

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

And what can't we do?

 

When the Journey is completed, there will be nothing we can't do.

[Colon Leftbracket 971]

A new Deity has challenged the Almighty Twibop?

[HomuraBL 851]

A new Deity has challenged the Almighty Twibop?

 

Actually, I think its 2.

[Zalgo 593]

 

When the Journey is completed, there will be nothing we can't do.

 

Your religion is a lie. The humans are the Reclaimers and the "Halo rings" are used to destroy all sentient life.

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

THE OFFICIAL RELIGION IS HEAD H. ALL WILL BOW TO HIM FOR HE IS.

 

[Zalgo 593]

THE OFFICIAL RELIGION IS HEAD H. ALL WILL BOW TO HIM FOR HE IS.

 

 

...actually, he has yet to join the pantheon.

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Your religion is a lie. The humans are the Reclaimers and the "Halo rings" are used to destroy all sentient life.

 

What makes you think I'm referencing a popular video game

I can do whatever I want

Edited March 18, 2012 by Lady Rarity Pony

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

...actually, he has yet to join the pantheon.

 

HE HAS NOW.

[Zalgo 593]

 

What makes you think I'm referencing a popular video game

I can do whatever I want

 

Okay.....

Then.....

[HomuraBL 851]

Long live Larpism!

[Colon Leftbracket 971]

So we have Zalgoism vs Larpism vs Twibopism!

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

COLON WHAT IS TWIBOPISM

To invoke the hive-mind representing chaos.

Invoking the feeling of chaos.

With out order.

The Nezperdian hive-mind of chaos. Zalgo.

He who Waits Behind The Wall.

ZALGO!

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

I'm joining Zalgoism. HAIL ZALGO!

[Zoop 8,384]

This is terrible.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Honestly, I prefer Painisism. Sorry guys.

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

I sacrificed a goat.

 

Check out the original post for more hynms.

 

 

Another hymn:

 

My Little Zalgo, My Little Zalgo

 

 

Ah Ah Ah Ah... My Little Zalgo

 

ZALGO SPARKLE:

I used to wonder what real chaos could be

 

BACKUP SINGERS:

My Little Zalgo

 

TWILIGHT SPARKLE:

Until you all shared its magic with me

 

RAINBOW DASH:

Big conquest

 

PINKIE PIE:

Tons of fun

 

RARITY:

A cold heart

 

APPLEJACK:

Unfaithful and strong

 

FLUTTERSHY:

Sharing death

 

ALL:

It's an easy feat

And Zalgo makes it all complete

 

Yeah, My Little Zalgo

Do you know you're my very best friend

Edited March 20, 2012 by FlutterPie

[Guest]

Praise Zalgo with every breath, he is our god forevermore!

 

*Bows in his unworthiness, then looks up slightly to ask a question*

 

I am still the lead executioner of the church of Zalgo right, I already took out that monkey you asked me to?!

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

Good job nevermore.

[Guest]

Shall we all speak the chant to Zalgo in commeoration of our grand deity?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryp3J_EVAzY

Edited March 25, 2012 by Guest

[pondus30 152]

i don't even

[Guest]

i don't even

 

You know you want to join, come on its fun!

 

All it takes is swearing your eternal soul to Zalgo.

[pondus30 152]

You know you want to join, come on its fun!

 

All it takes is swearing your eternal soul to Zalgo.

 

This needs thinking

[Guest]

This needs thinking

 

[pondus30 152]