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  1. GuerrierCosmique

    My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is one of the few things preventing me from grabbing a gun and give myself a head shot.

    1. Away

      Away

      What's wrong? :(

    2. . eris .

      . eris .

      :( I'm so sorry...
  2. GuerrierCosmique

    My life is so boring, I wish for something exciting action-rich going to happen, like extraterrestrial first contact, humanity entering a higher state of consciousness, alien invasion, economic collaps, zombie apocalypse or World War III.

    1. Dsanders

      Dsanders

      I know how you feel there. :3

    2. ~StatesTheOblivious~

      ~StatesTheOblivious~

      Expect the latter within the next ten years...

    3. GuerrierCosmique

      GuerrierCosmique

      Yay, epic battles of good vs. evil.

  3. GuerrierCosmique

    Lol I'm drunk now.^^ I wanna marry Fluttershy?=

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    2. Friendship_Cannon

      Friendship_Cannon

      but :c I wanted to

    3. Dsanders

      Dsanders

      @Friendship_Cannon

       

      We can use the mirror pond. That way we both haz a Pinkie Pie :3

    4. Friendship_Cannon

      Friendship_Cannon

      :3 da!

  4. GuerrierCosmique

    I am attracted to girls more than to cartoon ponies. Is that normal?

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    2. Sugar Pea

      Sugar Pea

      It's called...well...nbeing human. XD

      But either way you are human. I wouldn't care if you were or not. lol

    3. Wingnut

      Wingnut

      It's not normal if you're a pony.

    4. Harmonic Revelations

      Harmonic Revelations

      Eww, no, that's gross.

       

      Next thing you're going to tell me is that the girls you're attracted to are 3D, yuck.

  5. GuerrierCosmique

    Denial is always futile.

    1. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      Denial of electric current?

    2. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      Anyone who gets that joke wins a prize.

  6. GuerrierCosmique

    I've got a planet to save.

    1. Ghostly assassin

      Ghostly assassin

      Can I help

  7. GuerrierCosmique

    Fluttershy <3

    1. Nohbdy

      Nohbdy

      Rainbow Dash <3

  8. GuerrierCosmique

    Praise our beloved immortal God-Princess Celestia.

    1. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      And Luna. Don't forget Luna.

       

    2. Shift

      Shift

      DON'T YOU DARE FORGET LUNA.

  9. GuerrierCosmique

    Mira shan-thysen, Lyrah psiren Gißenat tja Magaleen yeitranium.

  10. GuerrierCosmique

    I#m to drunk to think clearyl.

  11. GuerrierCosmique

    Somewhere across the universe, epic spacebattles between interstellar factions are going on.

    1. Soundgarden

      Soundgarden

      I see that you hit the bong quite often

      (disregard the last comment, typos n shit)

    2. Friendship_Cannon

      Friendship_Cannon

      no stopping you, hm?

    3. techno915

      techno915

      sounds like Doctor Who in a nutshell. minus the time travel.

  12. GuerrierCosmique

    Epic spacebattles. xD

  13. GuerrierCosmique

    I want to marry Twilight Sparkle.

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    2. fimdash

      fimdash

      haha you're not the only one

    3. None42069

      None42069

      Well, Tah and fim, I am so happy for both of you. I hope you enjoy your totally-not-a-bomb present.

    4. Solar Wind

      Solar Wind

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  14. GuerrierCosmique

    Best pony... entire wars have been fought about this question. Twilight Sparkle!

    1. Toa of Ponies

      Toa of Ponies

      Well,that's an Interesting way to spell Celestia

    2. duidamasterXD

      duidamasterXD

      Is not quite as good as the actual best pony, Dashie :3

  15. GuerrierCosmique

    I want to marry a fictional cartoon pony!

    1. Power of Dashie

      Power of Dashie

      We all do. We all do.

  16. GuerrierCosmique

    In the grim darkness of the far future... there is only war!

    1. qqq

      qqq

      Ooh! War! Huh! What is it good for?,

    2. Midnight Seeker

      Midnight Seeker

      And fluff containing awkward alliances.

       

  17. GuerrierCosmique

    There is an ego behind the moon, waiting for peanuts!

  18. GuerrierCosmique

    I only live for a fictional little colorful magical pony from a cartoon show! No, just kidding.

  19. GuerrierCosmique

    I love Spitfire.

    1. ActFast231

      ActFast231

      Who doesn't?

  20. GuerrierCosmique

    God bless Equestria!

    1. None42069

      None42069

      Equestria all started sneezing at once.

  21. GuerrierCosmique

    I like ponies.

    1. Betez

      Betez

      Don't we all

    2. Scootalove

      Scootalove

      That's why we are all here. :D

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