Skeletor Brony

I hate you and your examples of smiling.

That dalmatian wallpaper...

What...the...frick........

 

Best short story I ever read! Is that a real menu that you found or something and just thought of this? Because it is quite funny.^^

Not mine.

They didn't even capitalize the I in ice cream. Those damn corporate bastards.

I hate those narks... Let's go hug trees and paint them in their happiest form!

Oh, no. It's the other useless one...

Personally, I don't know why I trust them with anything. :\

This is a joke, right? It's like haters. It's their job to hate, so why hate them? It's the same with immature people. It's their job to be immature, so let them be immature.

You should get an Xbax.

1 Yen = 1 American/Canadian Cent

Why don't you just say cents, huh?

I think it's more humiliating that you spelled "humiliating" as "humialting", dude. X)

Well, Simon Henriksson from "Cry of Fear" is actually in a wheelchair, but he doesn't realize it.

Twilight's tail is made of rubber. Notice how Twilight's tail covers Rarity's horn without making the end of the tail shorter.

Funny... I remember that barracuda ad being here all the time. X)

I've always wanted a bear that can play sick tunes on a lute to follow me on my quests....

It's funny... I'm not very big, but I weigh about 200 and something pounds. I'm rapidly losing weight without body image changing. I'm guessing it's because muscle is heavier and I'm just losing muscle. I don't really know though.

Funny. I'm assuming you know the Creepypastas about Hypno being a kidnapper and Drifloon carrying children off into the air?

Grammar is very important.

First off, without it, we would talk like cavemen.

Second off, if someone writes something and it has terrible grammar, that means they didn't check it over first. This makes the reader think that if the author didn't care enough to check it over first, they shouldn't care either.

This will be easy. ehem...

1 - 100: Tunnel snakes rule.

Don't you dare joke about the 70's, man!

Excellent points made! I don't agree with clopping, and I don't plan on going to conventions, dying my hair like rainbow dash's mane, buying merch, etc. but I still LOVE the show and I LOVE fan work, so therefore, I am a brony.

Same here, but the title "brony" comes with all that baggage first mentioned. Those are some of the distinct reasons bronies get hate.

I bet a family got robbed and a man went on a drunken rampage while he was playing football.

You gotta choose between nice and fabulous, and sometimes being nice is just too much.

None of these look psychopathic at all. THIS is psychopathic:

No, you do the safety dance.

Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about the forums?