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  1. Denim&Venöm
    “I came a thousand miles to be giant ferret.”
  2. Denim&Venöm
    "You're already two fursonas deep? What the fk!?"
  3. Denim&Venöm
    "Only Andrew McCutchen himself knows the answer, but historically, he's tapped into something otherworldly once doing so."
  4. Denim&Venöm
    "So, I saw EF security at your Room last night." "Yeah they stayed about three hours."
  5. Denim&Venöm

    The con chair is recounting the time his civilized sake tasting session was stormed by Norsemen and he compared it to the encounter at Lindisfarn Abby.

    I was the only one laughing way to hard at that.

  6. Denim&Venöm
    "And to my hearts content, you decided to fk with them!"
  7. Denim&Venöm
    Nothing too fancy this time. Raisin bran and a bag of maple almond trail mix w/ the chocolate milk I was using for coffee creamer.
  8. Denim&Venöm
    "The strongest steel is forged in the fires of a dumpster."
  9. Denim&Venöm
    Three slices of pizza. That I think was gotten to me before I finished saying the word Pepperoni. Now that's service.
  10. Denim&Venöm
    Watched this again. But this time In a theater. And Everybody clapped howled.
  11. Denim&Venöm

    There is an officially liscenced Monster Energy branded pick up truck that is handing out free drinks to furries. 

    1. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      @Denim&Venömfunny-animals-funny-dog.gif  😜

  12. Denim&Venöm
    "Nah. Nah. I'm a furry. It doesn't work like that."
  13. Denim&Venöm
    "No...." "Yes...." "...Asshole..." "Yes..."
  14. Denim&Venöm

    The ASL interpretor is telling the audiance "For the love of god, please respect your cleaning ladies."

     

    Edit: and now she's signing "No one is gonna believe this s:eww:t. I need to get a Polaroid." 

    1. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      How I interpret it: "You're not really animals, guys! :pinkie-eyebrow:"

    2. Denim&Venöm

      Denim&Venöm

      You aren't that far off.

    3. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      I would normally say "Have fun!" but it sounds like you already are. :dash:

  15. Denim&Venöm
    "So yes, arson is technically legal under government sanctioned police powers."
  16. Denim&Venöm

    Happy international america day!

    A day where you get to do american things like be a pyromaniac, order Carl's JR, drink Mr. Pibb, buy a dart board, play a round of disk golf, take your pet perigrin falcon for a walk, drive your 2001 Chevy avalanche, play rock across america by Danger Danger on cassette, upload your last save file of Dinotopia for the X-Box, watch a nerdy Indiana Jones made for TV knock off directed by Jonathan Frakes and attended a seminar on historic ship building hosted by a furry like a true red white and blue Yankee! 

     

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    1. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      Happy 4th of July, Bestie! :pinkie-salute:

  17. Denim&Venöm
    An all you can eat Brazilian steak house. What did I eat there? Yes.
  18. Denim&Venöm

    Fillies and gentlecolts.

    The con.

    Is.

    On.

     

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    2. Denim&Venöm

      Denim&Venöm

      NOPE, I have never seen this canid before in my life before now. NOPE.:mlp_lie:

    3. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      He's either sleeping with his eyes open or waiting for your guard to be lowered so he can pounce with hugs.

    4. Denim&Venöm

      Denim&Venöm

      Nah that's what I have cats for. 

  19. Denim&Venöm
    Cheddar corn bread waffle with chicken, adoulle sausage, oakra gumbo and cranberry drizzle.
  20. Denim&Venöm
    "Captain, my universal translator translator must be malfunctioning. Did you just say 'Fk around and find out?"
  21. Denim&Venöm
    Hold on let me check:
  22. Denim&Venöm

    I'm on vacation from the 2ND through the 7TH. So to everypony born on those days:

    Merry Birthiversary!

    1. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      HAVE A SUPER-FUN VACATION, BESTIE! :pinkie:

  23. Denim&Venöm

    I'm flying to Pittsburgh and you know who I run into. A member of my DnD group flying to a national barbershop chorus competition in Denver. 

    Of all the places for the Barbarian Ranger training to be a kings guard captain and an armorist cavalier whose basically a WWI Shock trooper fighting vampires to meet, I would not have guessed airport. 

    She still lost a drinking a contest to my war horse though.

  24. Denim&Venöm

    Its 8 in the morning and its already 82F. 

    1. Megas

      Megas

      I’d say welcome to California but then I remember it’s Wisconsin now 🫠

    2. Denim&Venöm

      Denim&Venöm

      I spent six years in Chula Vista. Believe me I get it. 

  25. Denim&Venöm
    Cilantro lime rice sauteed in honey mango hot sauce, honey mustard dip sauce, swiss almond cheese spread and scrambled egg, topped with pepperjack.
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