Welcome Darkwall! I'm still laughing about you funny post! I don't know who's this guy, but be sure i never let you drive my car, not because of you, but because my ensurance doesn't cover second drivers, and i NEVER get dunk when must turn back to home with my sweet Aurora (who is she? My car, of course!). So, enjoy the herd and the wonderful friendships you surely gonna make here. Please take a slice of apple pie and some cider too!
P.s.: Pssst! If you love vodka, i'm pretty sure Applejack is hidding an exquisite apple flavored vodka bottle somewhere in his room!