Dingo_Dash

When i was young loved The Powerpuff Girls (never cared about the fact it was a girly cartoon) on Cartoon Network and randomly, Saylor Moon...

Friendship or simply sex? Doesn't matter, will date a female pony anyway...

Hasbro studied it well... Graphical side: - Manga-like eyes. - Smooth and clean contour and body lines. - Colored skin. - Sharp, shiny\glossy multiple and multipurpouse hair-styles. - Cutie marks (magic tattoes) to identify every character's hobby\work. - Enourmouns amonts of facial expressions and clothers\accesories. - Preassembled animations using kind of flash-like media editor (please, don't blame me. I don't know what suite they use, maybe CS5?). - Clean and semplified desing on backgrounds. - Total absence of modesty since they don't have sexual organs. The only 2 times i've seen a pony needing a bathroom were pinkie during a travel on train (can't remember the episode), and Applejack, hidding from his friends after she obtained a 2nd place on Applelooza train station. - Contacts with lower-body zones doesn't cause sexually/modesty/trivial oriented reactions, likes babies, they are uncoscious about their existence. Social\ Personality side: - Principal characters have a charisma (cutie mark-oriented). - Totally absense of cruel humor, strong language, alcohol or smoke references (even drugs). No rage (using strong language) instant reactions. - No meat consuption (they're ponies of course). - A balanced use of mild violence with absense of blood or broken bones. Rare cases of contact\physical violence between characters. - Rarely they exchange or trade using money. They prefer cooking or build stuff themselves. - Multiple famous films references cleverly hidden. - Use of songs that aren't oriented to a specific (spectator) age. Not like Disney's. - Shape of words oriented to MLP world ponies (everypony, nopony, anypony etc.) - Use of magic\magic elements\spells, enchanted objects and wings (they always work!). - Most of animals can understand what ponies are saying and act closer as ponies, trying to communicate, somethimess using a common language. - At start of every season there's a "boss" to defeat, when most of series ends up in the same way to maintain high levels of "hype". - Some tipical features taken from Disney like contour ponies who sing all together bla, bla, bla. - Absense of a real-based\ persistent economy or need of money. No poverty. No cops. No criminality or corruption. No politics. Tax-free state. - No contamination, no shortage of food, no industry, no religion, no racial hate, no public infusions or graffiti.

Try to apology to him\her for whatever i did\sayied. If it doesn't work: - Nopony has never killed another pony so why i should be the exception? Maybe he\she just want to kick my ass or crush my bones. - If i call the police (if they trust me of course) they will never come in time, well... Come at all... - There's nopony near to who can help me. - Take my Blades of Chaos and start a God of War like mortal duel.

- Mad Max (RD as Mel wearing sunglasses and leather jacket on his V8 supercharged) - Reservoir Dogs - Pulp Fiction - Sin City (Snowflake or Spike as "Marv" and Rarity as "Goldie/Lucille") - A bunch of films with Nicolas Cage -...

Yes, only if i can become a pegasi to visit Equestria and turn back to human in the real life. There are a few things i will miss from this corrupted world.

All of them...! Oh, wait... Where the hec i sopposed to put them once i own these equines?

You're a really lucky person! Congratulations, my friend!