Jackie Snack

Please tell me this is a joke. PLEASE. I thought the other movies were bad but... Midnight Sparkle? Seriously???? Just burn it all. That's the only way to save it.

I bet this Timber will be a guy's guy instead and get all that sweet wood. Cuz tree puns.

Jackie is my best and most favorite creation. Her character, experiences and exposure has been evolving for a little over four years now. <3 She was my entry into the fandom and she is mine for life. (This is her TL;DR profile. Click here for her full profile <3) Name: Jackie Gender: Mare Species: Earth Pony Age: 28 Sexuality: Gray-asexual lesbian Cutie mark: Red heart with small flames radiating from the top. Jackie herself does not quite understand what it means. She noticed it after waking up after spending the night with her high school sweetheart. Honestly, she thinks it makes her look like a biker and she hates that. The day after she gained it, she begged her parents not to make her go to school. That was a fun filled day. In reality, it signifies her desire to make others feel comfortable. While having no real talent herself, nor ambitious, Jackie actually feels useless when she has a friend who she can't help. She does her best to make sure others can trust her on an emotional level. Anything she can do to help others feel better is a worthwhile cause, as long as it doesn't enable bad behavior or hurt others. Appearance: (BASIC APPEARANCE) Jackie has a thick, somewhat unruly mane, a rich brown that drapes over her shoulders and requires a daily brushing. Her tail is much the same way, but it requires much more brushing, as it tends to end up on the ass end (pun intended) of quite a few messes when working. It can be quite difficult washing grime and oil out of your hair. Her coat isn't much better and every so often, you'll find matted spots on her body almost looking like they've been stained from her work environment. Her eyes, a calm, deep brown, tend to instill relaxation in others (probably because she often looks like she might have baked herself some special brownies again). A thick pair of black rimmed glasses adorn her face, while a worn bandana holds her mane in place. (ANTHRO) In her anthro form, she wears a midriff green tank top that is tattered around the edges and has some tear holes on them. Her pants are faded brown, the hem on the legs torn from them slipping under her boots. As such, she's had to tuck them in to avoid completely destroying them. Her boots, steel-toed and durable, let her work at the shipyards. They insulate against minor electrical shocks and are great for teaching someone a lesson, when words just don't do the trick. (PHYSIQUE) Jackie is very tall for a mare, taller than most stallions. Along with that height, her body is rather thick and filled out, but not how you would think. Her job involves a fair bit of manual labor, which builds muscles, but she also loves to eat. The amount of food she tends to eat outweighs (again, intended) her physical exertion and has allowed for a generous amount of squish to gather in certain spots, especially her tummy. Her arms are bulky and strong, capable of heavy lifting. Her tummy is round and squishy, which is oddly just the way she likes it. Her hips are somewhat defined: wide enough to do some damage if she decided to cause trouble, but not terribly wide to the point of being obnoxious. Her thighs are large and, while she will never admit it, are capable of crushing several objects. (Including a basketball. She lost a bet, alright?) Her rear... well, it's kinda big. She likes junk food, whaddya want? Likes: Music (rock, new age, easy listening, most musicals) Junk food, as if you couldn't tell. Sleeping, as she never gets enough of it. Small get-togethers Reading, especially longer books Normal work. Keeps her mind occupied. Hates: Unnecessary/busy work Cockiness An empty stomach Parties/Clubs/dances/concerts Flaws: Sporadic short term memory loss Holds a grudge Lazy at times Sick sense of humor (often more trouble than its worth) Constantly worried about money Strengths: Hard to bring down Easy to get along with Makes a point not to judge others Fears: Deep water Heights Falling Other: She gets easily flustered when another woman expresses romantic interest in her. Makes her utterly speechless. However, if Jackie approaches the mare, she is somewhat capable of social interaction.

Not at all. I'm right there with you. : P

Definitely this one. Cute and funny.