PiratePony

Banned because corn is not awesome enough to have its own universe.

Here's a good one kids. I stumbled upon it by accident on youtube. They call it The Mandela Effect. They believe that at one point in the early 2000s our universe merged with another. The proof? Movie misquotes....yes. movie misquotes are proof. "Luke, I am your father." Is actually "no, I am your father." ....you know cause he already says Luke the line before. "If you build it, they will come." Is "he will come."....you know...Ray Liota. "Life is like a box of chocolates." Is really "life was like" because he talks funny. Anyway, the movie misquotes are proof and the government has fought to eradicate all copies of dvds and vhs that have the OG reality, including ones in your garage you havent watched in 20 years....ooooooo And Berenstain Bears was Berenstein Bears in this OG reality...it has nothing to do with it being cursive, pronounced the same, and books you haven't seen for 25 years. Ooooooooooooo Watch out kids. PS it ignores that people called these out as misquotes from year one of release.

Banned because banning Dapper for ducks is getting as predictable as banning me for piracy.

Banned for, uh, say what now?

Banned for lazy eye discrimination.

Am I the only one who thought Eli Manning didn't look so happy in the family suite there at the end. Sad I didn't get to watch playoff holes of the Phoenix Open. I enjoyed Pokemon, Prius, Avocados, Doritos, Apartments.com and Budweiser. The super bowl babies song with Seal was pretty cute too. Very happy that Peyton got one final ring in a storied career. Great Denver defense plus a stunned Cam Newton and Panthers. Forced fumbled huzzah.

How about Carolina's coach using their second and final challenge in the early 2nd quarter? Not a sound decision if you ask me.

Tilden is single handedly costing the Broncos. Taunted last quarter, and now a flagrant facemask...no good. Exciting that Newton's shown up to play. Oh great offsides by Tilden as I type this. Thanks #21!!!!

Wooow. Touchdown Denver Broncos! Strip the ball out of Newton's hand is one way to do it Denver. Ps George And Weezy my fav commercial so far.

He didn't hit his mark, he just walked to the area without a wave, not looking...I just don't like his attitude and that was just extra I admit maybe that was biased. Ps how about Lady Gaga??

Wow. Tom Brady can't even show class during the MVP ceremony. Ceremony was nice otherwise. All right, let's get going. Bring on Countess Color-- I mean Lady Gaga. Edit: wow she was amazing.

At a local NYC Pizzaria, regular cheese is good. At Italian restaurant: classix Margarita (sauce, mozz, basil). Creamy spinach at one near my house (spinach and mozz only). At the regular crew of Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, Little Caesars: meat lovers, pepperoni or Italian sausage. Now I wish I had pizza. Thanks everypony.

Today is the day! The final round of the Waste Management Phoenix Open...oh yeah, and then the Super Bowl. So, here's my recipe that I use for guacamole...today is the numver one day for avocado cunsumption of the year in the US. I'm even sharing this with you pones before I put it on my parenting blog. GUACAMOLE 6 hass avocados 1 tablespoon garlic powder 1/2 teaspoon table salt 2 limes, juiced and zested 1/2 small onion, finely chopped small pinch of cayenne pepper (optional) Make sure the avocados are ripe. Cali best, followed by Mexico. Avoid from Peru...the breeds there have a weird fibery string inside. Mash them. Immediately add zest and juice of limes, garlic powder and salt. Mix until smooth. Chop onions until super fine...think McDonald's onions. It's to add some texture without feeling there's chunks of onion. Stir in to guac. Add pepper only if everyone at your party loves heat ..or split it in two batches. Taste and add more salt if needed. Bring to party and become Super Bowl Hero. Double recipe if party is large, or you want to keep some for yourself...I know I always do. When storing in fridge, add sheet of plastic food wrap, placed directly on guac. Allow no air...otherwise it will brown. Brown guac is fine and tastes the same...it just doesn't look appetizing. Enjoy ponies! Happy Super Bowl.

Remember The Titans The Blind Side The Longest Yard (the original) I hear Friday Night Lights (good enough for a tv spinoff)