Widdershins

Did you hear how Frosted Flakes had to cancel its Twitter account because Furries wouldn't stop lewdly harassing poor Tony the Tiger?

 Shameful, I know!

Where's the Body Positivity & Inclusivity?!!? Why aren't we flirting with Toucan Sam & the Honey-Nut Cheerios Bee?!!? 

Peeps complain about 2020. They say we had too much political drama and a dorky president. I say we always have; I don't pay attention to that havoc.

 They say social distancing has been bad.

 But I wouldn't know what it's like to be stuck all day in your house, for months on end, fearing that getting close to anyone will lead to ostracization and only going out for supplies rarely while fearing a worst case scenario or assault on your inclement health. Not having reliable income, not knowing where you'll live or what your plans are for the next year, having to get all your interaction and intrapersonal care solely through a computor screen as you whimper internally for change you know you'll fear just as much... these, are things that I, a denizen of the Internet, have not experienced enough to know.

...

 "Hello Darkness, My Old friend~~" 

There's been one fellow on these here forums (no names!) who I sent a message to, because I liked what he made, and he seemed cool & confident.... and maybe I might have been overly flirty. I dunno, I wasn't paying attention to what I said.

 And, like, Immediately after he made no point of responding to anything of mine, (think he's the only one here, i'm on an Ignore list with) and was talking somewhere about how somebeing here got all pushy-touchy with him. And I can't help but think I came off a bit much.

 Kind of been kicking myself ever since.

To be honest with you. One thing i've never understood about your name...

 You're replacing Austin with a large fish? Why?

 Does that wrestler smell strongly of fish? Do you regularly go around sniffing wrestlers and rating their smell?

Quick. I need some D&D jokes to annoy you with.

Maybe working in retail has made me a bit of a Scrooge.

Sure, this season They're varying the vast amount of Christmas songs, but I never hear sentiment about goodwill or family togetherness.

 Commercialism might be just one negative side i'm focusing too much on, but I've never had too much Goodwill myself. I'm not typically around much many peoples.

Um, hope you're all having happy holidays! Remembered to change my persona back to the gift made and given to me by a certain lovely friend of @ShadOBabe!

Mullet.

 That's what that is! And you're totally rockin' that mullet, dude!

...Oh? It's a holiday, too? Then hope it's good for you too!

Thanks for the follow, buddy! 
How've you been around the forums?! You're new to me!

That moment when you give your friends Gender Non-Normative Gifts because you forgot to label your presents after gift wrapping them.

"Why yes, I did give you, a dude, a porcelain antique doll because I wished to broaden your horizons with a unique gift to be valued by all! All according to plan!"

So for christmas this year, my sister got me a MLP dining set. Chopsticks, tray and plate! 

 I kind of feel bad about rubbing fresh cut steak all over the smiling faces of the Main Six ponies. Yes, literally. It had to be done.

It's time once again for my tradition of addressing the background forums theme.

 And reminding Gummy.... That you're cold-blooded, ya little silly! That's not healthy for you to be buried in snow like that!!! Somebeing bring the lil' scaley baby in and warm him with cuddles!

Oh it's Frosty, the Sentient Crystalline Water-Vapor Construct!

 There must have been some eldritch craft up in that artifact he donned, for when he put it on his head, it begat inexplicable prowess of motility!

 Oh he came to life one day, and the children know his reign for no one questions how that came to be!

Oh it's Frosty, the Sentient Crystalline Water-Vapor Construct!

He led them through the streets of Rome, strait to a practitioner of local law. He only stopped a moment when... he unhinged his jaw to swallow him whole!

Oh it's Frosty, the Sentient Crystalline Water-Vapor Construct!

                           ...Oh why does no one question this? It begins to get too dark when you think on it toooo muuuch~

Yesterday, I poked several ducks.

Sure, there was the Botanical Gardens Lightshow going about, but it pleased me such to find such amicable waterfowl. You know how rare a duck calm enough to let you pet it is?

I love Dice. 

Pro Collector's Tip: Don't put all your dice in one collector's sack and then proceed to test it by swinging it into your face.

It hurts.

So much.

 Dice hurts, How unreal!

...You mean to imply that we originally thought that, just because we love something that makes it incapable of causing harm when launched at speed?

Yes, indeed.

So I have a Fourth Draconequus OC now.

As you well know there's: Widdershins, Spirit of Confusion.

 Ukase, Spirit of Order 

and Od, Spirit of Insanity.

... and this little girl is about two feet, floaty, usually coiled around some neat item she's found to clutch in her tiny paws, halfway between a cat and a fox a regular fluffy mascot like you'd see after some Magical Girl with huge eyes.

 Decopage, Spirit of Sass!

She's got the trope of street-tough Jive Talk, despite being a squeaky toy.

 "Meybe if yah used dait quawter brain fer somethin' then ya wouldn't need ya tail saved by a cotton swab like me, Chowderhead!"
"Ya gonna toss a punch, Kid, ya betta aim ta kill!"

A pair of tiny draconequuses troop into sight before you, pulling behind a large, red, toy wagon. As they squeakily heave into sight upon dinky wheels they stop before you with much aplomb. Seated upon the barrow is a ornate seat. A throne golden with luxurious red, royal satin and upon it Widdershins posing in obvious dramaticness, claw tapping at one golden armrest and holding a fine glass in his tentacle. Before you, he scoffs and tosses the glass at you and says with much Dramatic.

*crash!*

What is a secret?!!?

But a manly pile of misery?!

Can you get Down from a Duck?

Pretty easily, I suppose. Most waterfowl tend to not like giving rides. Much beak damage done to those who attempt it.

My apologies to all those who've been waiting for my responses back to things, or requiring my presence around here. Have had... issues dealing with life & responsibilities lately. As means of recompense and excuse, I offer up this pokemon as explanation:

It saddens me, that I have cockroaches in my car.

 However, it gladdens me that I can refer to them as Car-Kroaches.

Okay, you have me Leon.

 See, the previous Chairman of the Pokemon battle stuff league, the whole of the Galarian Economy, Culture and pretty much undethroneable Ruler of Galar, Rose lost his position in heading the pokeymans sport there. Mostly because he turned into a frothing mad homicidal lunatic.

 And Leon, blundering chump that he is, stepped up after him. He was there when Rose went on about how this nation needed more Ultimate Power! and how everything we care about now will wither and die if we don't keep pouring everything we got into it. That he believed one should sacrifice everything, no matter the cost, to keep what you have going. That work was all that mattered.

Leon's solution... was to keep doing what you got. Have your pokemon battles, spread the joy of what you can do and find happiness with what you currently got. I-instead of having to keep sacrificing and taking risks to p-prove that you can do what everyone else can... it's okay to spend your energy on what you can. Not constant improvement or... or...

... I've... just had a lot of feelings of inadequacy lately. I'm not crying.... just eye-sweating...

So, pokemon had two content expansions. A seperate little area for each, self-contained. Each their own boss Legendary pokeyman. First was Bearman Punchgood. Second, but clearly superior was Tinyman Bigbrain. I think you would approve.

That’s a battlecry i’m working on: “I Read.”

 I Muking love this man.

 He's such an bunkus Chowderhead with a face full of sleet! I'm pretty sure that's not a buzzcut hairstyle... that's the steel plating on his Thick Skull! I love Cheif Peony.  You can practically watch this man's internal steam engine running as he waits for things. Like people to stop talking so he can go glomp something.

He's such an over-reactive, hyperactive, Thrashing, Ultra-Maroon of a Goon!!

 *The second you get off the train, you hear someone yelling at you. You turn around and its Peony doing an energetic squat and straight-arm pointing at you.*

"Hey! You! Whatever your face is!! I heard there's some Magic Dude with a Fat Head here!"

"...I don't know who y-"

"I'm gonna PUNCH IT! And you're gonna help me!!"

"Please no. I'm assuming you mean a pokemon and most would likely just take your mind and-"

"Then what else am I supposed to do with a Legendary pokemon boss?" *intense brow furrowing* "...Lick it?"

Just bought a Bang brand Rainbow Unicorn energy drink! I had to.

 I'll let you all know how it tastes!

*/slow clap*

 Addendum: Yeah, I know. She'll grow into it, but...