Widdershins

Maybe it is.
If my most memorable, favorite place in Equestria and first thing to come to mind is that absolutely gorgeous cave Maud Pie found outside Ponyville; then maybe I AM more of an Underground being!

...we got any screenshots of her gorgeous grotto?

You hear an odd thrumming at two in the morning. You trundle groggy to your second story window & fling open the window to find a shaggy gent, me, on your front lawn twirling and doing this:

Let’s see. Was fondly reminded of you & @Sparklefan1234!

Grab onto some Duck.

So! In two days i'll be on the plane flying from Japan to Oklahoma! ...then i'll be mostly homeless while i vacation with my brother-in-law's mother until we get the house, then rush to find a job!... and hopefully government assistence due to my tendency to collapse under work stress!

I'll... be likely unreachable for a week or so around here. Maybe more. I don't... know how to cope with much.

 Uhm... let me know if any'un wants ta talk.

So how does one wind up becoming a Wife to hawks?

 With offerings of fish, I presume?

Do you get clawed alot on accident?

 ... Do you use the lil' hoods?

 You have no idea how much material you are giving me!~~

This is exactly my aesthetic. I’ve talked Creepy with @Johnny1226 before, but there’s a special kind of... “helpful” horror.

Being a Pokemon Trainer has taught me a lot; been there since the franchise started.

 Variety promotes growth. Try all types of friends to hang out with; you can't suceed unless your surround yourself and accept others who have abilities you yourself may not be able to. We're all a team!

 Friendship can't be forced. You help, you stand by, you let those you join decide for themselves if they wish to join you on your journey. You stand by them, you help in spite of what changes or happens and you fight by each others' sides for as long as you can. 

It doesn't matter how many lucky suckerpunches or critical damage you get... you can always try again and come back after fainting. You may have to fight sometimes, but doesn't mean its the only way or that it can't be fun even in dire situations.

Sigh, I love my monsters.

I'm so excited for the now-confirmed Sinnoh remakes! I'll be so happy to return to the colder lands, and use a Cranidos and`

Sudden Ringing Tone of Realization!

...

 BIDOOF IS COMING BACK.

Arceus save us all...

Gad. that mane tho!

 I'm mesmerized by your floofy, luxurious mane you're hiding behind there!

Wait, can we call them the Three Pony Races?

 Usually, growing bone structures out of the forehead to channel inexplicable force powers or sprouting air-enabling, spinal connected, limbs usually denotes an entire new Species.

Man. Blind dating has to be awkward when you don't know what limbs your date'll show up with!

  ....Narutardedscum?

 That a three-point Naruto reference? New slang on me!

 What's DBA stand for?

   Dragon Ball Academy? How many spinoffs have they made now if they're starting up a show based around a Hogwarts for Saiyans? 

  ....or is that a new portable video gaming device? The DangBoy Advance?

 Sorry, I got distracted and accidentally supplied the entire conversation by myself again.

Pictured here: Why having a tentacle magically grafted in place of your arm, is the best any could ask for!

Star Vs The Forces Of Evil Episode 3A Part 2 - YouTube

Star gets me. Your talking tenta-arm is your best friend!

Been in the tub for over an hour.
Was playing Hearthstone and I made a deck who's sole point is to fill both players up with Banana cards.

 I've been stuck saying Banana for about twenty plus minutes now. Think I'm pleased with my moment there.

I've always wanted to meet A spongebob!

 How're you doing? Don't think we've cordially met yet.

 By which I, of course, mean that we have yet to take turns chucking Cherry Cordial treats at each other until we're coated in candy goo.

 I'm pretty sure that's how Friendship works.

Now let's crack into this new thrilling issue of The Somewhat Half-Decent, Not Exactly Our A-Grade but Still Not Much to Complain About Spiderman!!!

Guys, ya gotta help me.

None of this seems silly. That’s all pretty usual.

"Did you know Discord's birthday is May 13, 2015?"

.... Sniff,

  ...Think we can use this guys.

Now you Hold on There! I'll have you fanboy lots know I have multiple "birthdays" as a godlike entity such as myself doesn't ascribe to such restrictive time-based trivialities. Why would I, of all characters, wish a day just for you puny mortals to give me attention?

Billy is such a Mood. Is it too telling that he might very well be a role model for me?

Why aren't Pirates more of a thing? I demand more Pirate representation!

It's always just a side-thing. A "look! We themed this small area of the game! Teehee!...okay, move along now, you've done everything here now." They're never the main badguys or general theme.

 Sure, books will be overwhelmingly Pirate, but those are rare. Pirates are great! They're so inclusive! You know why?

 Every time I see pirate clans, there's always representitives of every shape, race or species. That lizardman from well another continent is there, that semi-feral beastman who can only think so far as Smash, the rich, fat elitiests and the drunkards who's day is great so long as Rodriquez's parrot doesn't s&%t on him again all meet as equals! Because there's no set requirement for bein' a pirate.

 You want money, you want a fun time... and if you blow up a few people along the way, that was just a happy little murder  accident.

They make as great minions/villains as zombies do. They're only goal is to break stuff and do literally what they were hired to do. No self-respectin' Pirate has any self-preservation because they already spend they're life trying to not die from ill health from ingesting the garbage they do rob to eat.

Gad, I love pirates!

Another thing me Pappy used tah do.

 See, he a slow reader. And them thar books got that nasty habit of havin both durn pages facein’ ya at the same time! So the simple solution... is to fold the book in half, along the spine. To read just one page forward. In a process most books react to with tiny, screamy cracking noises. 
I used to find his small paperbacks with front covers in corkscrew curls, shedding page fragments like hairs or him reading a third a book with a loose pile of sheets nearby. And he’d wonder why he needed to throw books away after he was done.

I don’ come from Smart.

Wait! The secondary hindbrain theory has been disproven?!!?

 I’ve been out of the Dino news loop for far too long! My mind has been blown! 
 I can accept the Feathers theories; though I don’t know who this leaves as Reptilian. I was big into Dinos as a kid in the 90s but I stopped reading.

Just got a new computor set-up! Some great big flatscreen on a tiny base & a pretty MSI Dragon desktop tower!

 Maybe now I can talk more around here again without the depression getting in the way!

Hewwo!~

I’d say 3&6 work best. 2 is more of an Applejack; i’m surprised AJ doesn’t keep hers longer.