Stone Cold Steve Jobs
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There is hatred in those eyes.
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I know I am going to regret this, but what is a wingboner?
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*shove!* Actually!
It can be said, that any emotional result of excitement would result in such reactive parts of the body standing up; not unlike hair in fright or arms akimbo (means wide, flailing, lookitup!) when trying to right oneself after nearly tripping. Indeed! As initial impulse may vary, so too could the responsive part; all the more plausible for it's multitude of minutiae culminating into a more responsive, if even comical, result!
I give you!
THE TAILBONER!!!
*arms on hips, chest thrust & clearly proud of himself*
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Wow. Today already sucks and I’m only up for 20 minutes.
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Have a wonderful night my friends. I love you guys.
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Hey guys.
Another day of work. (Until 2:30). How come when I work a short day it feels so much longer than a normal day?
I have my second date afterwards. Wish me luck!
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Hey man, I have a few pictures I got off Space Engine a while ago in case you’re interested:
Inactive black hole in a red dwarf system. The red dwarves are almost a light year behind it but due to gravitational lensing, you can see the back while looking at the front.
Sagitarrius A*, the supermassive black hole in the center of our galaxy. I hope you enjoy! Keep looking up!
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It’s like a space empire building game. You start off with one star system and can scout others out and build there and colonize other planets. Eventually you find other life and these life forms will either be unfriendly, downright hostile, neutral, friendly, or even protective of you. You can trade with other star nations or declare war. You can also start an alliance with others if you’re so inclined. It’s a fun game, though it can get a bit stale from time to time!
Definitely recommend Rimworld though!
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Happy Easter to those who celebrate it, and to those who do not, I hope you all have a wonderful day too!
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Shot down by the girl i was dating for a month.
Serves me right for thinking a sane human being would like me.
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Okay, yesterday’s meal is here:
faxt or crap
Arnold’s last name in Hey Arnold! Was never disclosed.
This was...
SpoilerCrap! Arnold’s last name wasn’t just revealed or made up, it was something we heard throughout the entire series from his Grandpa. Arnold’s full name is Arnold Philip Shortman.
Okay, here’s the question for today:
The Rolling Stones hired this band to play a private party for them in 1982:
A. Buddy Holly and The Crickets
B. John Hiatt & The Goners
C. Robben Ford and The Blue Line
D. Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble
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I never noticed how close majora's mask's moon resembled my ex girlfriend's face until just now.
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I don’t know how to handle negative emotions. I’m sorry if I ever hurt anyone here by complaining.
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It’s always important to have an outlet, and a place where you feel comfortable enough to talk about your negative emotions!
There’s nothing wrong with not being okay sometimes, and there’s nothing wrong with talking about it because you have people around you who care and want to listen!
Just be yourself, and let everything else follow!
I really hope you feel better soon, everyone is here for you!
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This new rimworld update completely ruined the game for me. Now I can't even go back to the previous updates to resume my old saves. I just get a black screen.
If it's not broke, don't fix it.
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@Stone Cold Steve Tuna What if I'm actually the Nose...spying on your updates?
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Thank you for the follow! I will spare you the stunner. For now.
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Everyone else: *celebrating valentines day*
Me:
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"I'll be right back."
-The Terminator
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My car was fine driving home to get ready for my date.
When I went to drive to the date 20 minutes later it sounds like something is dragging along the ground and screeching and it feels like something is loose whenever I use it. So I used my dad’s car instead.
This piece of shit is going to bankrupt me.
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I need to get it looked at tomorrow anyway. But it’s just another thing that needs to be fixed. I need a new car.
@Splashee I just got back. It went well! We’re talking about another one sooner rather than later.
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@Stone Cold Steve Tuna There is someone out there, somewhere! Never give up
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Eddie would go.
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What do a squirrel and a cockroach have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
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Good morning everyone. I hope you all have a good day today. Or as good a day as you can have on a Monday!
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Alright, time for the first thingy of fact or crap, where you tell me if the following is a fact or a cleverly disguised carpet sample masquerading as a fact! So here it is:
The Second to last shot of the day in film is called the Abby Singer, after a production manager and assistant director of the same name. The last shot of the day is called the martini, because “the next shot you’re taking is out of a glass.”
Is that a Fact? Or a bunch of Crap?
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Google’s all well and good. I’m only kidding!
But do NOT bing it.
Do you hear me @Samurai Equine 🔥🔥? Do. Not. BING. It.
Next question will be tomorrow if you’re interested! I just need you to sign this release form...
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*All ready has a face full of Bing*
...I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. It started with cat pictures, then I moved on to ponies, and next thing I knew; I had fell down a deeper rabbit hole than an average day on Youtube... 
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There are plenty of fish in the sea.
I'm just a terrible fisherman.
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Undertaker may very well have one more Tombstone in him before he collapses into dust.
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So then: a cute lil leg shimmy then breaking your own elbow clearly too far away from your victim to do any damage?
Gosh, The Rock is adorable. He's got a face like he'd cry if you so much implied that he might've hurt somebody. He looks less like a wrestler & more like the guy to mince up to you in winter in a bad sweater & offer you handmade cocoa!
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Alright here is your daily dose of fact or Crap:
Chuck Berry named his song “Maybellene” after the name on a mascara box.
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Got my front left turn signal replaced Saturday after work because it was burnt out.
Went out today.
Front left turn signal is broken again.
To quote Adam Sandler (back when he was funny), I have a piece of shit car.
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@Princess of Bolts ⚡🔥⚡ Aw, thanks man. Just being able to vent here helps! i get that all cars have problems but man they can be frustrating.
@Samurai Equine 🔥🔥 I did and they told me nothing is wrong. Going to need a second opinion.@Phosphor I don’t mean I literally want a brand new car. All I care about is a car that functions. As for a loan/lease, I would make sure what I’m getting is something I can pay off well. If I play my cards right it would be good for my credit this way. But I don’t want to say anything for sure yet until I see what my options are. If the payments are unreasonable then I’ll just buy another car out of my own pocket. Sell mine for scrap or trade it in maybe!
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