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Everything posted by Stone Cold Steve Jobs
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Interview tomorrow. Wish me luck.
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I think I know what to get you for Christmas this year @Widdershins: how about a middle aged orphan from the "It's Never Too Late Adult Orphanage"?
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I'm going to make a new Call of Duty game called Call of Duty: Stone Age. It will boast all sorts of classic weapons, like Rock, Stick, Rock with a slightly sharper bit on one end, small Rock for throwing, and Fire. Except nobody can use Fire because everyone is terrified of it. Killstreaks? Oh you bet we have those. If you get a killstreak, you can use the power of Malaria, where you get really sick and too weak to use your Rock anymore, but instead you can walk up to enemies and cough on them to make them sick too. But you have to hurry because you won't live for very long.
Downloadable content ? Sure there is some. You can pay $3.99 for some dye made from berries and you can use it to disguise your Rock as the legendary Rock with some dye on it.
Also there is an excellent chance you will be hunted by wild animals just as often as your enemies in game. So you need to watch out for that.
Call of Duty: Stone Age. Let us take you back. WAAAAAAAY BACK.
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I dreamt last night that I woke up coughing up blood. And apparently my subconscious values sleep over anything else because I proceeded to roll over to sleep more and deal with that shit in the morning.
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I'm told today is some holiday thing. So happy holiday thing. I like your antics and kindness.
(Drink whiskey)
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Without a doubt my favorite guitarist of all time. RIP Stevie Ray Vaughan.
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Anyone in retail, we wish you luck in the battle tomorrow. Or tonight, depending on your schedule. Remember to wear armor and a helmet.