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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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  1. I'm about as famous as the dust bunny on the floor. I'm hard to notice both in real life and everywhere else.
  2. I wear glasses. I have 20/70 vision, i.e I am as blind as a bat. Are you still in here? I'm just seeing shadows and shapes.
  3. Wormholes are unreliable. As soon as something tries to pass through one, it collapses. The only way to keep it open is through use of a constant stream of energy.
  4. If you don't have protection then yes. You would die once you hit the accretion disc, if not sooner. Depending on the mass and activity of the black hole, your survival time would be longer or shorter. If you were reasonably protected against radiation of a big black hole, you could in theory survive your trip past the event horizon. Ultimately, however, you would die a fraction of a second before hitting the singularity. This is assuming you were not roasted by the extremely high temperatures just before the horizon or otherwise killed by radiation and spaghettification. A smaller black hole? Forget it. You would be killed before you even got close to the event horizon.
  5. 5' 5 or 5' 11, depending on which convenience store I'm leaving.
  6. I just picked up Dad from the hospital. In other words:

     

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Ding ding, Mr. Widders. Ed gets dragged off by the ear for a bad report card and Eddy by his arms. 

      Inaccurate, by the way. When i was a kid i would be all but hanged, drawn, and quartered if i got a submarine grade (any grade below C level)

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      But, aaahhh... despite all that, your Pops is better now, right? 

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Better than he was. His ankles are killing him though. He needs a walker now just to get around the house. Walking around work all day is definitely not happening right now.

  7. I guess Rapidash. Guess what game I am replaying.
  8. When i was in high school I had a pretzel with a mosquito cooked into it. Also a clump of hair on a separate occasion.
  9. So in addition to broken ribs and a punctured lung, dad has a lacerated spleen and minor internal bleeding.

    Still waiting for the Goddamn silver lining and rainbow.

    1. Snow

      Snow

      Good god, what happened to him?

    2. Fluttershy Friend

      Fluttershy Friend

      Eh. I'm sorry to hear that friend. It seems that he had really serious accident.

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Snow He fell at work and caught a stack of press paper with his ribs on the way down. Press paper is extremely dense and heavy though. Hitting that is like hitting concrete.

      @Fluttershy Friend When it happened he was on the floor trying to catch his breath but he couldn't. This idiot comes up to him and says "fill out an accident report." He could barely breathe. You fill the damn report out! I wanted to bust some heads.

  10. You get rid of the debate pit and people will take their arguing to other areas of the forums. I see inflammatory stuff all the time. I just don't click on it. Fact is people like the debate pit and you will find toxicity everywhere. They won't get rid of it because it triggers or offends a few people though. That would be utter nonsense and completely ridiculous.
  11. The hospital is keeping my father another night for observation. 

  12. My dad fell at work today. 3 broken ribs and a punctured lung.

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Storminess He is in a terrific amount of pain, but the hospital is keeping him overnight to monitor him. My dad is the guy who broke both ankles at once and was willing to walk it off/had to be talked into going to the hospital.

      @Widdershins He works at a press room as a manager. He tripped on a skid, which is this big metal fork lift type thing without the motor, and fell. He caught another skid with his ribs on the way down.

      His lung didn't collapse thankfully. All i know is he is in the best possible place right now for it.

      @Fluttershy Friend Thank you, that means a lot. I have faith in him. He is a tough old codger.

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Hoy... the trip you can take when you're only covering the distance of your own height...

        Well... the older you are, the sturdier you are, right? I grew up in a farming community hearing about "thresher incidents" so no doubt something like a few broken bones isn't enough to keep the old man down for long, eh? Heh...

          ...you... really don't need anymore bad luck...

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      My dad dislocated his shoulder in 2004 while on vacation. He finished the vacation before he went to the doctor. 

      Then there is the time he sliced his ankle open to the bone on a piece of bamboo as a child. He tried to clean it up himself but his mom made him go to the hospital. 

      Also the time his brother threw a dart at his back.

      My dad has a knack for getting hurt.

  13. Anyone interested in seeing a political satire piece i shot with a friend?

     

    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Gosh, you sure your comfortable letting whackadoos like me on the interwebs know that you work as a professional Human Body? 

        Ah, well, both of you look pretty tired. Can't say it seems like all to profes- "Do you like Oatmeal Creme Cookies?" *smack* Okay, ya got me!

        That is a pretty decisive argument though. The oatmeal creme cookies that is.

    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      The most important of political questions is do you like oatmeal creme cookies. Because nothing is more important than a cookie, damn it.

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      OH! SATIRE! Didn't see that point, lol.

  14. 1 shift this week. Given the recent drama in this new position, I am searching once again. This was a seasonal job anyway. Got a call back from a bus position on Thursday though. Need to pass an exam for a specific license though. So... wish me luck.

    1. Fluttershy Friend
    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I failed 2 out of 3 parts to the test. One part i missed by two questions. Story of my life.

  15. I'm leaving this here.

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  16. I used to watch tv on the couch. Not weird in and of itself, but i always watched it upside down. Doing a headstand.
  17. Now every shift i had next week scheduled is gone. Why is this happening to me?

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Just got to hope. They gave me a job on Tuesday now. So i am wondering if the system crashed or something.

    3. Le Trotteur Sauvage

      Le Trotteur Sauvage

      Weird. Really weird. Keep me informed a right ?

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Thank you, glad to be able to bitch about it somewhere.

  18. Got kicked off my job for tomorrow because I wasn't "accommodating the customer." Except here is the thing: i was very accommodating.

     I am sure that makes very little sense, but suffice it to say I got reported by a customer for no apparent reason and as a result have no shift tomorrow or friday. It is a long story.

  19. I lost my watch at a party the other day. An hour later i saw some guy standing on it while he was harassing some woman. Infuriated, I walked over to him and punched him in the face and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman. Not on my watch.

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    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      For one, not really. It left to mate. A process that apparently required migration. This calls into question if every vast butterfly migration only works as a one way trip. If you catch me. 

       Second, as a method to sadden yet further, this would imply, were it true, that every trainer that has ever had a Butterfree has had to let it fly to its death during a migration breeding season, or train it knowing full well it won't live longer then a year at most.

       Third. That is a Butterfree. If butterflies really grew up to the size of a two-year-old child with a four foot wingspan, we'd either classify them as a separate species or wipe them off the face of the earth before they do the same to us.

        Bugs.

        And what about Pigeotto, Primape or the literal herd of Tauros... I say the fact that Ash just wholesale abandons his pokemon on a regular basis is far sadder.

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