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  1. Not the fandom or MLP, but definitely life. Yep, I've been alive too long.
  2. Umm stuff on the internet that I can't describe here since it's against the rules! But there's some really cursed stuff on the internet.
  3. This should accurately reflect my response to this: 🩸 + 👀 = 💀
  4. Food for thought - why are they called smartphones when computers have more functions? Not only that, computers have more memory than smartphones too, yet computers don't call themselves "smartcomputers". 

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    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Ever grow up with a vintage Nokia? Those old cell phones definitely weren't computers in your pocket, I can tell you that much. :-P Kids today will panic if they had to use those primitive devices.

    3. EpicEnergy

      EpicEnergy

      @Samurai Equine I don't know what that is lol, but I remember my parents having a phone with a cord on it. And those phone booths looked crazy, like someone was hunting humans and designed a trap to lure them in!

    4. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      @Supernova Energy

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      This is what cell phones looked like before smart technology was a thing. The only thing it could do was make and receive calls, play very primitive games (like Snake), and make texts. (And when I say text, I mean text only. No images, videos, or links.) They didn't connect to the internet because internet was not wireless yet. There were no apps to download. Texting was a pain because you had to cycle through the number buttons to get the letters you wanted. There might be other features, like a basic calculator, but they weren't exactly a selling point.

      Smartphones might not always be perfect, but compared to what came first, you are basically carrying a tiny computer in your pocket. What modern phones can do is pretty impressive by comparison. If phones like these were still usable, I'd make sure everyone goes through these as a phase before getting a smartphone. :P

      For education purposes, the phones with a cord on them and the phone booths are landlines. They existed before cellphones existed. The only thing those could do was make and receive calls. Internet and digital media didn't exist, so there was no way to use them for anything else. In the early days of cellphones, landlines were way more reliable. You needed one to connect to the internet. These days, cellphones seem to be the superior device, but there may be times when you still need a landline.

      ...I am old. :ButtercupLaugh:

  5. Ahoy unicorn, I am a formless entity with energy commonly known as Epic Energy! I am very familiar with your kind, as I frequently visit ponydom. Nice to meet such a talented unicorn! *gasps* did I heard FINAL FANTASY? You are a fellow gamer too! I have traversed the lands of Final Fantasy in the 14th generation (FFXIV), and I wish you well in your Final Fantasy adventures!
  6. Am I dreaming? This art is too good to be real! *slaps face* OUCH!!! Ok I guess this is for real for real. Anyways do I get an "I voted" sticker? Pretty plz!
  7. YOU!!! YES, YOU!!! .............. 

    Happy Bday!

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    1. DecemberBreeze

      DecemberBreeze

      Awew tttyyy I didnt think to check here

    2. EpicEnergy

      EpicEnergy

      Is ok all is good! :Pip-giggle:

  8. Power outlets! And would have said paint @Gun Metal Zebra took the joke away from me! But yes, power outlets are indeed on my wall, as they should be in other buildings and houses as well! But yeah, aside from paint and power outlets, one more thingy in on my wall - a bulletin board is on my wall! And I use it not as much as I want to and should.
  9. I'm <REDACTED> years old! Huh? I said I'm <REDACTED> years old!!! Grrrr.... I'm <REDACTED>! AHHHHHH <REDACTED> <REDACTED> <REDACTED> <REDACTED> <REDACTED> <REDACTED> <REDACTED> <REDACTED> Ok why doesn't it work, why can't I say my age? Oh right, that's because it's top secret! A form of energy never reveals its age!
  10. Ah yes a new pony for us to recruit into our cult! HAHAHA! Oh wait did I say that out loud? But silly antics aside, hello and welcome! Hope you enjoy your stay at the MLP Forums Hotel, we have a huge pool outside if you love swimming or you could chill out in our lounge if indoor activities are more of your cup of tea.
  11. Hi hi, I love your title "the fluffy", floof is love floof is life. Also welcome, I just finished baking some pizza so it's on the table if you want. We have board games out if you're interested in those and they are in the living room, the bedroom has bed that is freshly washed and made if you are tired, we got some gym equipment in the basement, there's tons of ice cream in the freezer, Friendship is Magic season 2 is playing on the TV if you want to watch that, and there's plenty of other stuff you could do that's been placed in the garage like pingpong. Just don't go in the masterbedroom's closet.... it's dangerous! Ok fine, I'll tell you but don't tell anyone else outside of this house - we keep the portal to Equestria in there.
  12. After harnessing too much energy in a mad attempt to consume the universe, Epic Energy exploded and went supernova. After respawning on the edge of reality, he then realized how much power is in a supernova, and now seeks such power for himself and is attempting to consume the energy within supernovas!

    BEHOLD, SUPERNOVA ENERGY! A force to be reckoned with, Supernova Energy has a rather explosive personality. You never really know what you'll experience when you run into him, he could try to eat you and consume your energy, or he could just be chill and relaxed. Be careful when summoning him too, one does not simple summon a supernova without getting pure bright light in your face.

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    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Awesome!
      I can absorb fire, so I'm good. Bring on the supernova! :kirin:

  13. Spoiler

    Boo! (bet I jumpscared you)

     

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

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      Spoiler

      Yes actually.

       

  14. If you were never here, why does this profile exist then... checkmate! :grin2:

    And happy birthday, may your travels on the internet be safe and sound from the trolls and hackers!

  15. Eatery? EATERY?!?!?! I see this headline "giant lobster found at eatery", it just sounds so wrong to use that term. Like why not say restaurant? Are you trying to sound smart, cause it's giving me the opposite impression! Maybe some regions of the USA use it, but it's certainly not common around where I live. :zipp-wut:

    It's like calling a bank "transactionery" or a grocery store "buyery/sellery". Like you don't put -ery at the end of a verb and call the business that!!! I might need to go to the "recovery office" (doctor) because of this butchering of words. :eww:

    Ok rant over lol.

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    2. Tacodidra

      Tacodidra

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      In town, he's got a super secret factory
      No one goes in or out or even to the eatery

      The Professor Hawk song from Dexter's Laboratory. :please: It's been ages, but that's the only time I remember hearing anyone use the word.

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      ...I use eatery sometimes. :blush:

      @Tacodidra

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    4. Tacodidra

      Tacodidra

      @Samurai Equine I think that's how I felt after watching the episode. :ButtercupLaugh: It was quite weird at times (and I don't think I even knew what it was referring to back then). :P

  16. 👁👄👁

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  17. I assigned a color to each day of the week for no reason, so here's the list!

    Sunday - Orange 🟠

    Monday - Blue 🔵

    Tuesday - Yellow 🟡

    Wednesday - Green 🟢

    Thursday - Purple 🟣

    Friday - Red 🔴

    Saturday - Prismatic 🌈

    Yes this implies I love Saturday the most, to be honest I never really picked a favorite day of the week until now but I kinda always loved Saturdays.

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Hmm, by this logic, I love Fridays and Sundays, I am best friends with Thursday, and Tuesday is the friend I take for granted. I hate Mondays, I'm indifferent about Wednesdays, and Saturdays are a complete wild card.

      ...Hmm. Most of that is accurate. :sealed:

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  19. It is not simply a birthday, it is a birthday of a fire drake! Cake will not suffice, only the ashes of your enemies and molten rock. 

    Happy birthday, may you instill fear into the hearts of your adversaries and achieve dominion over all Middle Earth!

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    1. Nsxile

      Nsxile

      Oh, I will:manic-laughter:

      Also, thanks :yay: 

  20. Hey Ganon, guess who's birthday it is... it's yours! :yay:

    Happy birthday, may you enjoy your special day and have endless amounts of cake! :eager:

    1. Ganondorf8

      Ganondorf8

      I thank you.

  21. Jack - "Why won't you die?!?!"

    Armstrong - "Nanomachines, son! They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me, Jack!"

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    1. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      "Don't f:yay: with this senator!"

    2. Megas

      Megas

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    3. Samurai Equine
  22. [omea[[;e Flawless, bet no one can beat that! Everyone knows a word isn't complete without its special characters! dissemination
  23. Happy Bday! I got you a present, it's a new brain!

    Here -> 🧠

    I know you forgot your other brain so I decided to buy you a new one, hope it helps you remember where you left the old one! Just don't forget to bring the new one with you when you go search for the old one, and don't feel bad about forgetting your brain cause it happens to the best of us. Usually I don't forget mine, it just wanders off (pun intended *wink wink*)

    1. Iforgotmybrain

      Iforgotmybrain

      Woah! That might be the best present I've ever gotten! I can't guarantee I won't forget this new one but... I'll do my best to keep it around and in check! Probably! Maybe? What were we talking about again?

      Oh right, thanks for the birthday wishes and present :izzy-shine:

    2. EpicEnergy

      EpicEnergy

      You're welcome! :PIPPIPHURRAY:

  24. If I lived on that map, I'd live on Nippone Island cause floating islands/continents are cool! I'd have wings of course cause I'm prone to falling off cliffs, it's like they are magnets pulling me in in video games lol. I'd visit you from time to time, flying is much easier than land though flight traffic in that map would be more common than it is in the real human world.
  25. Me as soon as I step outside on a hot summer day like today:

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    I should change my name to MeltedEnergy at this point, or SlushieEnergy!

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I definitely felt that after getting ONE day of lower temperatures before it goes right back to over 100 degrees F the next day. :yeahno: The sun is definitely trying to punish someone.

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