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EpicMuffinTime

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  1. If it wasnt for Toaster I probably wouldnt be a brony today I've been a brony ever since I heard this. Special thanks to Wooden Toaster
  2. I also do BMX and Freestyle on my bike. I was going down hill racing against my friends. They dared me to go my fastest which is about a little over 24 mph. I did and my front tire hit a rock. I flipped foward down the hill and broke my leg and collar bone. My leg was stuck in the bars of the bike and i couldnt really get it out. When I finally got it out I heard a pop and realized I also twisted my ankle. I still race and do parkour but now I'm more careful when I do.
  3. Once i tried to do a backflip off a 17 ft. ledge trying to be all parkour, I disloccated both of my ankles and tore a muscle in my leg. That was a very stupid thing for me to do
  4. This sounds very interesting. Im looking foward to chapter 2. Btw, when you finish this you might want to post on equestria daily or something like that, because this is really good. Keep it up.
  5. In school, on break, good times.

  6. I agree with Emper. I would watch it as well but only if they keep it the way it is. It would be pretty cool, though with all the merch. That could be a plus. Im not gunna go crazy over it but still, I think that if they buy it they need to keep it the way it is.
  7. Halo Combat Evolved (this is an updated version with better graphics) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ0XTxnxXvQ&feature=related The best game in history, nothing can compare to the epicness of this.
  8. My moon plan: #1 find Luna #2 ask her how she holds her breath so long #3 hold breath for maximum amount possible #4 die of lack of oxygen #5 body plumits down to earth #6 dead carcass lands in equestria #7 ponies wander what i am because im human #8 idk, use magic to revive me or something? #9 buck around ponyville and start doing random shit #10 start trolling #11 get sent back to the moon #12 screw life and just let the endless vacuum known as space suck all the air out of me and let my body implode into a bloody and gory mess drifting and scattering along into oblivion.
  9. Obama as president, wait is that a small thing? lol, in all seriousness: My brother Objects that are unaligned (uneven) My sister Some communists, Comrade Dimitri Hammer is the only exception (i dont know whether thats small or big) Songs on iTunes you cant find but they say they have them Public restrooms (the unclean ones) flies buzzing around my room complicated computer applications laggy computers idiot drivers drunk drivers racist people religionist people (idk if thats real i just made it up, means you make fun of someone for their religion) games taking to long to load My computer freezing and/or crashing my iPod freezing and/or crashing blah blah blah, the list goes on...
  10. Okay, its been about a month since the last contest and i think this thread is dead. Unless one more person votes so i can continue to the next contest, i dont think im going to continue with this thread. Im giving it about one more week then im going to stop looking at this thread at all. Im might just have someone lock or delete it because it hasnt gotten any views. Remember. This thread has one week and one week only and if i dont get a minimum of one vote by the given deadline this thread will be gone forever. one...week...
  11. MOTHER OF GOD, SO MUCH KISSING (takes out 50 cal. yet again) steady...steady (random pony smashes into me as soon as i pull the trigger) damn, missed...huh, all out of mags. Guess i got to deal with whats coming to me (prepares for the living nightmares) BTW, who ever kisses me again is paying for my extra mags...
  12. Same time as my B-Day ^3^. My story on how i became one: One day i was just derping around on da internet, and i found something that looked quite peculiar. I had no idea what it was going to be. It was just a random video on you tube, it didnt even have Mlp included in the name or description. It looked like a cool video so i clicked on it. Guess what it actually was, Mlp. At first i watched a little bit of it, then like, two minutes later im like "screw this" so i shut off my computer, stared at my plain, white wall in my room, and took a long hard thought on what i just watched. A couple days passed and i started to find the words "brony" and "mlp" all over the place. Of course, being a noobular noob, i had no idea what they meant. So i looked up on google and found the meanings for the two. Again, i shut off my computer and i thought about the "retards" that liked the show (take into account that i wasnt a brony at the time) and then i did more research. A couple weeks passed and i felt all weird, like something inside me was trying to burst out, i couldnt exactly explain what it was. I was just hanging out with my friends the next day and i was telling them about the party i was going to have. I told my friends at my church, school, and in my neighborhood. I was going to go paintballing at a really awesome place in the woods. We borrowed some supplies from the store at the admission counter and one of my friends said he wanted to tell me a secret. I said okay, although i wasnt sure what kind of secret it was going to be. The party was the day before my actual birth day but thats how my parents usualy do it. In the middle of battle he pulls me behind a tree just as i was about to snipe a guy. He did it for two reasons, one being i didnt know someone else was aiming at me as well, two being that he wanted to tell me the secret, PERFECT TIMING RIGHT? Just before the ending signal roared he said "Im...a brony." I couldnt really believe what had just happened. My friend being a brony this whole time without saying a word about it. After that he kept bugging me an how "its not that bad" and how "i should really get into it."At first i thought i was just having a bad dream, but i wasnt. I had a dream that night and i kept hearing over and over "let it out." I woke up at 2:30 to go to the restroom and i said "ya know what...screw it"...and i let it out. I couldnt go back to sleep so i just stayed up watching television. I was things on the science and military channels for a while (nothing good was on, although i love the military channel anyways ) then Mlp came on. It felt like i had no control over my body, i picked up the remote, shifted through the channels, and clicked on Mlp. My life was changed forever after that. I was never the same again, although i felt happy being a brony and watching the show for an unknown reason at the time. Eventually i started looking through you tube and i found a guy called Wooden Toaster, hes a brony musician who makes the most awesome music. I listened to him and then i punched my self for calling bronies retards the weeks prior to the outcome of me joining the herd. I fessed up to my parents (they didnt have a problem with it), and then i started to learn. I started to learn about bronies and the terms, and how they act. Before when my friends were having conversations about Mlp i had no idea what they were talking about. Then after a couple months of experience i finally became an official brony. Thats my story guys. I hope you find it to be a tad bit interesting. I spent ten minutes working and editing on this post. I love Mlp and i always will. DERPY FO-EVAH
  13. Ok, im sorry about the insult thing, but this guy...i have not seen one positive comment from him. Especially on my threads, any way back on topic: Yeah, i agree with you, Pendulum is still awesome, but Knife Party...its just plain EPIC
  14. Ugh, not you again. If you dont like it gtfo, stop being a depressing jackass and get a life >
  15. I know i already have a forum thread thats a contest thread but this one is different. Its ALL techno/dubstep music. If youre a techno hater, this isnt the place for you (haters are not allowed to post on this thread, they ruin the experience). I will post the competing songs momentarily. DO NOT POST ANYTHING UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED. When the songs are posted you may comment and begin voting. Knife Party vs. Pendulum BEGIN VOTING
  16. Wooden toaster got me into the brony fandom. Also, once i found out that Deadmau5 was a brony i stopped resisting and just went with it. I have no regrets for becoming a brony. none.
  17. Ok, that makes sense. Im new to the forums and i thought that it was for your own andd for other peoples stuff. Sorry about that.
  18. I was just curious cause he said that christians say that you cant have sex at ALL. God intended sexual relations to be pure, not the crap they do these days (its disgusting). I actually have what is called a purity ring, its something you wear that says you are pure of heart and do not lust for sex like most people. I dont believe you cant have sex, but i do believe you shouldnt lust for and that it should be for what God intended it to be for. You shouldnt want to do it again, thats not the purpose of it. Its also intended for a husband and wife ONLY. Its not right if you have sex with someone you havent married or someone you have no relation or history with. Thats just my opinion.
  19. Videos: Yaplap: So Many Fu*king Wonders Music: Wooden Toaster: All of his songs (favorite is, Awoken) Um...How Far We've Come is a song by an alternative band called, Match Box Twenty. Did they do a parody or something?
  20. Actually i think one of my friends read it, he said it was a great book. I've just been trying to find it. Do you know any book stores that might have it?
  21. I think i can manage, Ive been emotionaly scared ever since my Grand Father died. So yeah...ill read it when i get the chance.
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