The Cult of Pony Wisdom

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

What's the absolute LAMEST (and somewhat appropriate) title I can grant the likes of Diamond Tiara?  I'm only coming up with expletives, and those won't do.

[child of the night 271]

Time to get to work on the manuscript, each page will be posted once its finished.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

What's the absolute LAMEST (and somewhat appropriate) title I can grant the likes of Diamond Tiara?  I'm only coming up with expletives, and those won't do.

 

I'mma have to sit out this one then because I'm a Diamond Tiara fan.

 

... what?! Don't look at me like that!

 

Time to get to work on the manuscript, each page will be posted once its finished.

 

Ah, good, our official unofficial manuscript writer is on the job. Make sure there's lot of gold lettering and fancy language in there!

[Banul 3,831]

What's the absolute LAMEST (and somewhat appropriate) title I can grant the likes of Diamond Tiara? I'm only coming up with expletives, and those won't do.

Diamond Tiara can be like a Judas figure, the grand betrayer of the elements' champions, the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

 

 

That might fit Discord better, but I actually like Discord so...

Edited June 11, 2014 by Banul

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

I'mma have to sit out this one then because I'm a Diamond Tiara fan.

 

... what?! Don't look at me like that!

 

Lol, oh that's right...  You've admitted on at least one occasion to liking egotistical characters.  And I don't literally hate DT; the DT hate train is just a fun ride for me.  Maybe there's a title that would satisfy both the haters and her fans fan. xD

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Lol, oh that's right...  You've admitted on at least one occasion to liking egotistical characters.  And I don't literally hate DT; the DT hate train is just a fun ride for me.  Maybe there's a title that would satisfy both the haters and her fans fan. xD

 

Ha ha, I used to say that a lot in another topic but I don't remember which one. I love jerks too, so that helps. That's why I loved Gilda the first time I saw her.

 

Hmm... a title to satisfy both...

 

Now that I think about it, a lot of cults and religions have tricksters or evil beings in their pantheon of otherworldly beings. We already have Tirek and Discord being "not good", so to speak. Why not have Diamond Tiara be known as "Diamond Tiara: Stealer of Blank Flanks" and she steals your children at night and makes fun of them for all eternity for not having a special talent?

 

That's just my two bits. Anypony else with a better idea can overrule my suggestion!

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

Ha ha, I used to say that a lot in another topic but I don't remember which one. I love jerks too, so that helps. That's why I loved Gilda the first time I saw her.

 

Hmm... a title to satisfy both...

 

Now that I think about it, a lot of cults and religions have tricksters or evil beings in their pantheon of otherworldly beings. We already have Tirek and Discord being "not good", so to speak. Why not have Diamond Tiara be known as "Diamond Tiara: Stealer of Blank Flanks" and she steals your children at night and makes fun of them for all eternity for not having a special talent?

 

That's just my two bits. Anypony else with a better idea can overrule my suggestion!

Lol, "Stealer of Blank Flanks" also sounds mildly pervy...  To me, at least.  Therefore I'm including it for the time being.  And I just can't get it out of my head that Discord deserves to "officially" be the God of Chaos.  Nothing fancy, just chaos.  But Idunno if he'd have a direct antithesis...  At least, that I haven't already named.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Lol, "Stealer of Blank Flanks" also sounds mildly pervy...  To me, at least.  Therefore I'm including it for the time being.  And I just can't get it out of my head that Discord deserves to "officially" be the God of Chaos.  Nothing fancy, just chaos.  But Idunno if he'd have a direct antithesis...  At least, that I haven't already named.

 

Diamond Tiara: *Watching a sleeping pony* Oh ya, I'm going to totally get that little blank flank... *Rubs hooves together evilly*

 

Anyway, Discord probably should be God of Chaos. As for an opposite for him, I suppose the Mane Six are technically his antithesis, considering that they're all about Harmony.

[theshinycelebi 93]

The way "Stealer of Blank Flanks" sounds like: Diamond Tiara- "Swiggity swooty, I'mma comin' for that booty!"

 

 

Anyway, Zecora should be Goddess of spells and enchantment or something imo

[child of the night 271]

Finally getting out of class so I will do the first page of the manuscript later today, which pony should it be?

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

 

Anyway, Zecora should be Goddess of spells and enchantment or something imo

I believe there's a place for her in our pantheon.  I'm trying to think of something in between "spells / echantments" and medicine / herbalism.  The "enchantment" thing makes me think back to when the Mane 6 mistakenly thought she was an evil enchantress lol.  That does evil dances, etc. xD

Finally getting out of class so I will do the first page of the manuscript later today, which pony should it be?

That's up to you, since you're the one going to the trouble of writing it.   I look forward to seeing page one.

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

Derpy, the maiden goddess of muffins.

 

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Derpy, the maiden goddess of muffins.

 

I second this! With her thousand yard stare and her holy shield of muffins, she protects muffin crusaders all across the land while they quest for the holy muffin.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

Derpy, the maiden goddess of muffins.

I second this! With her thousand yard stare and her holy shield of muffins, she protects muffin crusaders all across the land while they quest for the holy muffin.

I added some Derpy to our pantheon.

Edited June 21, 2014 by PegaMister