Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[kuma9k 56]

Laptop vs Fan

 

WHO WILL WIN?

[Grepper 3,192]

I grab the popcorn maker on my left and hurl it your way.

[kuma9k 56]

I grab the popcorn maker on my left and hurl it your way.

I... actually don't know how to deal with that...

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

My left hand. Makes a lot of sense, but my dominant is my right.

[Sweet_Melody 308]

*grabs my earbuds and wraps them around your neck*

 

 

....sorry that sounds gruesome o-o

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I'll smash your head with my drawing pad X3

[Pinkie Pi 110]

I hope you're allergic to milk or whatever. xD

[Grepper 3,192]

*Picks up and throws an office chair*

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

I don't know if I already said this, but the thing on my left is a lightswitch. I don't know how to kill someone with a lightswitch, but I wouldn't even try to kill you anyway. I love ear nomming avatars.

[Grepper 3,192]

*noms to death*

[yayayayayala 1,668]

A fictional book about a kid who gets possessed during the Persian Gulf War that I'm reading for "school" (I'm homeschooled and finishing history over the summer lol)

 

...It'll do :3

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

*noms to death*

I won't try and kill you if you try and wakawak me! *wakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawaka*

Oh, and by the way, I still don't know how t kill you with a lightswitch.

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a plate that was recently holding cookies.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

I hit YOU with my lunch plate that is still on the arm of my chair twelve hours later.

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a yellow notepad.

​--

​I'm surprised how long this thread fell asleep.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

I am too! This thread is fun, hehe.

 

A facemask. The ortho kind. Hmm, should I hit you with it or force you to wear it and stare at something close to your face so that the bar will drive your eyes crazy?! XD

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a package of printable address labels.

[-Octavia- 1,176]

A pillow...

 

Oh that is just too easy.

[Kiri 7,288]

Several whacks from my book bag!

[Grepper 3,192]

I tear my calendar off the wall and... death by a dozen papercuts!

[yayayayayala 1,668]

I hit you with a package of printable address labels.

 

That sounds eerily similar to my future life running an Etsy card business, lol. *stares into future filled with labels*

 

*looks to left* Some important drawings...NOPE! Lucky for you, I just cleaned the shelf to my left so there isn't much of worth that I haven't already overused XD

[Grepper 3,192]

341389

(Only 658611 to go!)
 

​I throw two lenticular bookmarks at you.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

341389

 

(Only 658611 to go!)

 

​I throw two lenticular bookmarks at you.

Uhmmmm...WRONG THREAD! XD

*still has nothing to kill you with*

[Demirari 454]

Death by empty cans of Fanta it shall be. It will be a rather candid operation.

[Pinkie Pi 110]

Death by CHAIR!

After which I'll just punch the hell out of you because the chair broke.

Oh, and if anyone's wondering why my chair is the item to the left, that's because I have this spare chair lying around so I just put my legs on it.

Edited September 6, 2015 by Pinkie Pi