Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Still that same chair.

[Grepper 3,192]

My portable cassette player just killed you.

...

Sorry.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

A box fan. I'm going to blow you away! 

[captainborgue 343]

A grandfather clock converted into a gun cabinet that currently holds two shotguns and 150 shells. It would be very messy apparently.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Behold for my designer milk bottel lamp, I'll strangle you with the wires and smash your head with the lamp itself, muhahahaha!!!!!

[JeyWiz 1,097]

I... I... I don't wanna kill you. So, I'll use my pillow and hit you with it! I hope you don't get hurt though.

[Stormlight 1,371]

Well, I don't know how affective it will be, but I guess a blue retainer case will do.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

I'll put your head in my backpack and close the zippers so you suffocate, muhahahaha >:3

[Lulaypp 2,555]

*looks to left*

.....

Newspaper. What am I gonna do with this. Think I can line them on the floor and make you fall.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

*sees newspapers on the floor* *steps over them* nice try, and sorry that I have to kill you now *drops gigantic bookcase on your head*

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Since I am lying on my side, the thing on my left is the floor. I'll smash you on the floor.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

*has remainded in same place since last post* okay,so the bookcase didn't work. Then lets try to throw the books at you untill they finaly smash you to death or you're completely burried in boring, theological books from the school library.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

*runs*

You shall be attack by the sink or the counter!!!

[LHfunk 422]

Still have my slingshot next to me. And things to shoot out of it.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

My sister's geography book. Hopefully she won't mind.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

My friend. *picks up friend* *throws friend at you* get them, saph!!!

[Lulaypp 2,555]

CHARGE!!!! *runs with a wooden chair*

[Chaton 3,765]

A chainsaw.

 

Y'all picked a bad day

[Lulaypp 2,555]

NOOOOOO!!!!!

MUG! ATTACK!!!!

[Star Racer 198]

Four timpanies,a drumset, drum stands, various percussion equipment, and a corner. Im glad i just happened to be napping in the drum closet,

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Four timpanies,a drumset, drum stands, various percussion equipment, and a corner. Im glad i just happened to be napping in the drum closet,

( why are you napping in the drum closet? )

 

 

 

Aaaanyway, beware because that was your last nap. I'll kill you with... The armrest of my couch!!! Muhahahaha

Edited April 21, 2016 by Summer Breeze

[Lulaypp 2,555]

It is a good thing I finished my sandwich. *uses plate as Frisbee*

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

It's a good thinf my mom just sat down next to me, otherwise you would have met my dad. "Mom, that's the one that spilled the milk" *points at you* I would start running if I were you

[Lulaypp 2,555]

*hides behind wall, throws cookie filled jar, runs faster than light*

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

*looks to the left* guess what, mom just left."daaaaad, he threw a cookie jar at me. It hit me and it hurts." prepare to die