Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Grepper 3,192]

*Uses dagger*

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

Uses window

[Grepper 3,192]

*Uses a wall outlet and a paperclip*

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

Uses magnets which combine in you neck clogging it up thus choking you to death

[Grepper 3,192]

I did this one before, but it's too good to use only once.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

Uses book

[Grepper 3,192]

*Hits you with a box fan*

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

Hmm.. I am currently stuck in the infinite void

I have nothing to my left

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with a spare envelope.

 

 

(Screenshot from EquestriaBound.)

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

Wait that exists!? Tell me how to get it

(The game I mean)

[Grepper 3,192]

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2014/03/equestriabound-earthbound-hack.html

 

You will need to get an SNES emulator if you don't already have one. I use ZSNES.

 

I kill you with a piece of chain link fence. It's a shame you never got to play EquestriaBound.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I will use a GBA with Pokemon Ruby loaded on!...?... Uh, i mean, Treeko, I choose you! Use pound!

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with my original Game Boy. (DMG-01)

[Ridley Wolf 291]

You just got killed by an old sword that I bought at a flea market.

[Grepper 3,192]

I stab you with a new sword I just handcrafted.

 

No, I don't really make swords, if you are wondering.

Edited May 22, 2015 by Greppertas

[SevenSFormerAccount 65]

You're getting killed with an actual weapon.

a .44

[Grepper 3,192]

Okay, I shoot you with a Barret M82.

[Clod 8,294]

Okay. I kill you with a wall.

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with a garden hose.

[Guest]

My Dachshund will somehow kill you? o.O

[JonasDarkmane 19,785]

I kill you with my little Nokia cellphone

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you by putting you in a stump grinder.

[Star Racer 198]

How bout i use the hairspray thats to my left with the lighter in my left pocket. That should work.

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with a hot iron.

[Melodymlp 41]

I kill you with my sister O_O