Like a sir

[Croaks 251]

Here's the deal, someone posts some horrible, crappy, ungrammatical post, then the next person turns it into Old English and then makes a horrible post of his own.

EX:

Lolwut

V

I say, excuse me?

 

LOL

V

I must add, sir, that is quite humorous.

 

Begin.

[Key Gear 6,662]

I say, good sir, I jolly well believe we should commence with the festivities.

 

I c wut you did thar1!

[Killian Jones 2,653]

Well hello there, you there sir, I doth see what thou hath doneth.

 

hi i am nu her n i liek 2 sey helo

[Key Gear 6,662]

Good afternoon gentlemen. I have only recently arrived in this place. It is my wish to exchange greetings with you all.

 

U nub! Y u do that 2me?

Edited March 23, 2012 by Scootacool

[Fire_Fly 499]

You novice! Pray-tell, why wouldst thou do such a thing to me?

 

U mad bro?

[Senor Citizen 516]

Have my antics caused you grief, brethren?

 

STFU, OMG

[Big Bill Hell 123]

I say! For the sake of the Lord, do be quite!

 

mai waifu!<3

[Ashbad 969]

Old English, you say? I think you meant early modern english Either way, in the case of old english,

 

mín ælmeshláf, ic bróðorlufu hit.

 

As for a new spammy message,

 

aswDEF OKAI guyz I got ths tent setupalredy can u cum helpp me strt the fire, when it cums to fire I got SWAAAAG.

[Croaks 251]

Excuse me, dear fellows, I have pitched a small, mobile shelter and If you'd be so kind to assist me with a fire, that would be most wonderful! I say, when it's my chance to create a fire needed for survival, I am quite talented!

 

Lulol! I todalli gots moar swagssz dn yoo!!!!!$$$$$$$$$

[Ashbad 969]

I must say, on this fair day in the year of our Lord two-thousand and twelve, I have obtained and now possess a greater quality of swag essence than you, my fair fellow, have at this moment.

 

 

 

ASDERFGBNHJGFCDXSDFRGHGFDSDFG lemons & crabcakes.

[Croaks 251]

I say! Blibber babber and nonsense, yellow citrus fruits and pastries made from crab meat.

Edited March 24, 2012 by Croaks

[Ashbad 969]

Since there's no new spam message..

 

I haz tem kingz and them asdfs in teh whole milkshakes are better than yours bring teh boys 2 teh yrad

[Croaks 251]

I am in possession kings, thing by the name of asdfs, in the entire mixed, frozen dairy treat that has more essence than yours, and attracts young males to flat, grassy area.

 

lololo! i trolled joo lol so hard ur stupid!$$$$ lol!

[Senor Citizen 516]

Excuse me, can you assist me? I do believe I'm an idiot.

TROLOLOLOLOOOOOO

[Croaks 251]

Hmm, hmm, I say! it seems that I've tricked you, or in a modern sense, trolled~ you.

 

I GOT ZAT MUNNY!!!!$$$$$$$$$$4

[Apollo 297]

I seem to have aquiered a great amount of legal currency.

 

OMG!!! I freakin lov anime!! Its so 1337!! You dont even know!

[Croaks 251]

I say! I am quite a fan of the art of anime. It is quite wondrous. It seems that you are without information of how great it is!

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

By george I do say that you've gone a forgotten your grammatical incongruity, old chum.

But no matter, I'm sure we can sidle on regardless- water under the bridge as they say.

 

rainbowdah iz best poni

[Mephala 2,633]

I really must confess, Rainbow Dash is my favourite equine.

 

but mastar cheef is a pretty cool guy eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anythign

[ZomBrony 346]

I must say, good sir, I believe Master Cheif is a jolly old chap, he excels at killing aliens, and he is not afraid of anything

 

l0L D1d aN10n]N3 eLs3 s3E D4t sH1t/

[Steel Accord 6,658]

Old English, you say? I think you meant early modern english Either way, in the case of old english,

 

mín ælmeshláf, ic bróðorlufu hit.

 

As for a new spammy message,

 

aswDEF OKAI guyz I got ths tent setupalredy can u cum helpp me strt the fire, when it cums to fire I got SWAAAAG.

 

The Old English is more decipherable to my head than the l33tspeak. I don't know whether that's gratifying, hilarious, or depressing.

[ZomBrony 346]

Umm, no translation or 1337...

 

u mad bro?

[Wolfe 71]

Are you quite angered, my friend and brethren?

 

Dawg, I got dis chillin dope out in da back. Wanna hit the pipe and fly?

[ZomBrony 346]

Why hello my dear friend, I have some cocaine out in my backyard, would you like to grab a pipe and get intoxicated?

 

da fuq u sayin?

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

What is it that you are saying, pray tell?

Edited April 26, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)