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I suppose that instead of being transformed into a pony, it would be like I was brought into a new life with no memory of anything

If not I would probably start hitting my head on the nearest rock to get amnesia then when my head starts bleeding ill say "screw it" and try to live a new life while trying to forget everything I had back at home

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I would miss my family and friends plus i would have to make new friends then i find a job find a home and adapt to society and then the worst of all

 

My hands

 

MY HAAAAAAAAAAANDS

 

Plus i would be a Diamond Dog so...ya i would have paws...and CLAWS but i would miss having five fingers 

 

Finally, somepony that reps the Diamond Dogs. They need more love.

 

Dig to your hearts content, laddy.

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if once you turn into a pony you will end up like in galaxy quest when they tried to teleport a big space pig and it ended up inside out and exploded. 

I understood that reference. XD

 

Hmm...my only issue would be getting used to walking on all fours. And then singing randomly....

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Oh would be pretty sad for three good reasons.

 

One: No computers and internet!

Two: I'll never see my family again!

Three: Why wasn't' I sent to the Pokémon world instead? I can get money for battling others! Where did I go wrong?

 

I'd also be pretty upset if I wasn't a unicorn. I need hands and magic is a great substitute.

This. Entirely this.

 

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I understood that reference. XD

 

Hmm...my only issue would be getting used to walking on all fours. And then singing randomly....

Ponies randomly bursting into song? Like, who does that?

Cool with me, hombre.

 

I'll be sure to visit you in Vanhoover and we can enjoy some poison joke together the fly way.

 

Though I'm sure that would be another issue I'd run into if I became a pony and was in Equestria... navigating with my terrible sense of direction and without the maps on my phone to aid me would be killer.

'Enjoy' some poison joke, what: does it put you on a high?


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none whatsoever, i have better all-terrain ability and I can literally live off the land. I'd spend the rest of my life exploring stuff. Life would be awesome. XD


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Finally, somepony that reps the Diamond Dogs. They need more love.

 

Dig to your hearts content, laddy.

I'm just glad there are more people who like Diamond Dog's like me

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I'm just glad there are more people who like Diamond Dog's like me

 

I was hoping they would bring the Diamond Dogs back at some point on the show, but I guess there just hasn't been an opportunity to do so.

 

Either way, if you go to Equestria and become a Diamond Dog, you might have to deal with bad relations with ponies. It doesn't seem like Diamond Dogs and ponies are on the best of terms, what with the whole kidnapping thing.


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Most likely the only complication i would have is getting accustom to walking on all fours.  In addition..............hooves instead of hands, :D

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I will never get an opportunity to take Princess Luna out on a date- I'm a War Pony, and she's a Princess! The perfect Dream Pony!  

 

However, I did manage to marry the woman of my dreams, in RL; not to bad for broken, old Army Vet...=D


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I was hoping they would bring the Diamond Dogs back at some point on the show, but I guess there just hasn't been an opportunity to do so.

 

Either way, if you go to Equestria and become a Diamond Dog, you might have to deal with bad relations with ponies. It doesn't seem like Diamond Dogs and ponies are on the best of terms, what with the whole kidnapping thing.

True i would try to find some info on Diamond Dogs or just find a den and hope that not ALL diamond dogs kidnap and that the one den did it.

 

And if they did i would just make my on little den and live there and trade gems for food because they can't judge a whole race because of a few bad apples...wow i never thought i would use that saying.

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1. No fingers.

2. Going from biped to quadruped.

3. Going from carnivore to omnivore (a world without bacon...).

4. A talentless smuck entering a society built off of a sense of purpose and talent. 

5. Having to ask total strangers for help (my lack of social skills and overabundance of pride wouldn't let me)

6. No internet

7. No family (well that sorta sucks)

8. No pets (I'd really miss my cats)

9. No electric fan (It helps me sleep, or else I'm kept up by how quiet it is)

10. No music (I doubt these ponies listen to metal very often or have any portable players around)

11. Adjusting to an alien world, where magic exists alongside science, emotional concepts like friendship are an underlying force in nature, and adapting to a species whose social order, paradigm, and sense of morality are just different enough from the ones I was raised with to make me feel like a true outsider.  

 

So who the buck knows whats gonna happen. 

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Wow I'm living in Equestria now I'm typing with theses hooves are soooooo ddddddaamn hard !  probably the hardest would be learning how to fly like my Pegasus self Rainbow dash  against the wonderbolts as my body feels weird going at  sonic speed thinking my bones will shatter apart in my ribs as the muffin Loving pony Cheers for me to win your one and only DDDDDerpy HHHooves!

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1. No fingers.

2. Going from biped to quadruped.

3. Going from carnivore to omnivore (a world without bacon...).

4. A talentless smuck entering a society built off of a sense of purpose and talent. 

5. Having to ask total strangers for help (my lack of social skills and overabundance of pride wouldn't let me)

6. No internet

7. No family (well that sorta sucks)

8. No pets (I'd really miss my cats)

9. No electric fan (It helps me sleep, or else I'm kept up by how quiet it is)

10. No music (I doubt these ponies listen to metal very often or have any portable players around)

11. Adjusting to an alien world, where magic exists alongside science, emotional concepts like friendship are an underlying force in nature, and adapting to a species whose social order, paradigm, and sense of morality are just different enough from the ones I was raised with to make me feel like a true outsider.  

 

So who the buck knows whats gonna happen. 

1, 2, 3, 6, 8.

At first I thought no hands would be worst. BUT NO BACON!? ... ...  :(

I'm practically a vegan these days. I changed to a healthier diet, and now most of my food is nut, beans, and veggies. So, I'd miss meat, a lot, but I'd get over it.

 

The whole "no arms and hands" thing would take some getting used to. And a lack of internet would make me a very sad panda. There would be a lot to learn just to fit in.

 

The hardest part? Sleeping.

No, really. To be more precise, dreaming. I have some... interesting dreams. And knowing that Princess Luna would be watching, or might be, or might come visit them would be awkward at the very least :P Not even anything sordid, just deeply personal or very unusual. 

 

On the bright side: PONIES! Alot of ponies :)

 

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Actually, I'd love every second of it. :

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Well first thing I would realise is there would be a lot of crap around me. Like literally crap all over the streets, the sidewalks, and even in the buildings. My body wouldn't be able to handle that much mini horse crap all at once. And they would do it in public. Hell,even the princesses have to drop a deuce once n a while.

 

Second of all would be that I have no hands. I was born with a brain that uses these to pick things up. And now my body dosent have what it needs to even do this unless I'm an unicorn.

 

Wich brings up my last problem of being a small horse: What race of horse.

If I was a regular horse, and not given the gift of not being able to open a single jar, i would probably start eating the grass I'm not supposed to eat. I wouldn't be able to open a single thing.

 

So case in point: Make me a unicorn. Other wise, I'll jump into a dragons cave,


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Believe me, you have no idea, homes...

 

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Sniff poison joke ery' daaaaay!

 

Wow I'm living in Equestria now I'm typing with theses hooves are soooooo ddddddaamn hard ! probably the hardest would be learning how to fly like my Pegasus self Rainbow dash against the wonderbolts as my body feels weird going at sonic speed thinking my bones will shatter apart in my ribs as the muffin Loving pony Cheers for me to win your one and only DDDDDerpy HHHooves!

I doubt RD would be racing the wonder bolts anytime (unless there's a plot revelation, only half was through season 2 atm!) soon but I suppose she'd eventually have to rise up - even if it meant another mental breakdown.

 

Can Derpy cheer her on without hindering RD somehow? Lol


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