I declare

[Cybestry 31]

The "I declare" thread.
The rules are simple.
Declare whatever you must
The start of every post must begin with "I declare"...

I'll start by declaring this thread the "I declare" thread.

What will you declare? 

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

I declare independence from England

[Onion Sing 666]

I Declare, with little fanfare, that I'm not all there.

Edited October 17, 2014 by Onion Sing

[SCS 7,443]

I declare that I'm sitting in a chair

[Onion Sing 666]

I declare, the last eclair, is all gobbled up.

*burp*

Edited October 17, 2014 by Onion Sing

[Samurai Equine 45,935]

I declare a thumb war!

[Onion Sing 666]

I declare, into the air, I see ponies everywhere.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I declare everyone my eternal servants.

[Onion Sing 666]

I declare, with much dispair, the verdict is unfair.

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

I declare that I have hair.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I Declare that my section of Limbo is Officially opened for any Question-Lord Followers!

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

I declare war on.........

[Summer Greetings 237]

I declare that I'm a tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place! -RIP Macho Man

[DigitalRocket 185]

I declare pizza

[Onion Sing 666]

I declare Digital Rocket won the thread

Edited October 17, 2014 by Onion Sing

[Azure Envy 1,092]

I declare a thumb war on Onion Sing.

[SCS 7,443]

I declare that I am a bear

[Lightwing 12,955]

I declare that I am a bear

And I declare that i'll bear with it

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

I declare that I am Emperor of Planet Earth, and that we shall begin the conquest of Mars!

[Samurai Equine 45,935]

I declare Martian Law! I am enforcing the law of the sacred red planet!

[Onion Sing 666]

I declare: Waking up early on the weekend... Is really...not... E... Zzzzz..

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

I declare that I am too sexy for bacon.

[Samurai Equine 45,935]

*Southern Belle accent* I declare! Oh heavens, I do declare!

[Onion Sing 666]

*Southern Belle accent* I declare! Oh heavens, I do declare!

I declare that made me laugh for 15 minutes

Thanks, I needed that

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

I declare Queen Chrysalis as your god