The Shortest (and craziest) Story Ever

[Miss Pinkamena 41]

So here's how the game works:

 

-the object of the game is to tell the craziest story or personal headcanon. The way you do this is by trying to write a crazier story than the user above you.

-please try to make your story less than one paragraph (five sentences). We don't want this turning into a fanfiction thread.

That's pretty much all you need to know!

 

I'll start:

 

The CMC along with Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon create a potion that can bring ponies back from the dead. They accidently spill it in the Everfree Forest, resulting in evil zombie ponies launching an attack on Ponyville. The CMC, DT, and SS manage to defeat the zombies, but then the CMC turn out to be possessed, leaving Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon running for their lives. 

[Castle Bleck 19,363]

Once upon a time, an evil entity named Justin Bieber enslaved Hollywood, forcing U.S. President Bacrock Nobama to use top-secret interdimensional technology to contact Equestria for aid. Princess Celestia obliged and sent... herself, actually getting off her lazy plot for once, to vanquish Bieber's tyranny. Since Bieber had zero experience in one-on-one fights, he got his @$$ handed/hoofed to him. Finally, after having taken care of business (and then kicking Nobama in his liberal-elite berries just for fun), Celestia returned to Equestria more respected than ever by the bronies... though they still preferred Princess Luna.

 

The End

Edited October 17, 2014 by A.V.

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

Jimmy Neutron was walking through the desert until he was blown up by Pinkie Pie. Then Pinkie Pie went out and bought some McDonald's and buried Jimmy inside of the McDonald's bag and threw it off of a mountain. At the bottom of the mountain was Rarity which found the bag and consumed it whole. Then Jimmy Neutron was resurrected and popped up right in front of Rarity. Rarity then said to Neutron: "No, you are the demons!" Then Jimmy was a donut.

The end.

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

One day, Twilight was reading a book on books, and then the book turned into more books, and then Ronald Reagan gave Twilight 1200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Simolians, or however you spell the name of the currency in The Sims, then Jumping Jack Flash gave Twi a potato, in which she turned in to a single version of Mr. Popeil by Weird Al, but she couldn't find a McDonalds, so she went to the Pope's house and gave him 12 moneys, in which he stopped World War II, then Rainbow Dash ate the universe of fish. THE END. Goodnight.