Throw random object at the pony ABOVE you.

[Catpone Cerberus 23,594]

*Throws D20 at you* :3

[Amanita 6,826]

*sits in box and quotes a cat* “I fits, so I sits.” *throws old box at you*

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

*throws you some WD40 so you can fit in easily*

[Amanita 6,826]

Are you calling me fat? *throws it back* *changes into a small house cat and curls up to sleep*

[TBD 17,254]

6 hours ago, MiragetheChangeling said:

...*throws a toy train set* take a ride.

*Throw a highway sign at you* It's my way or the highway!

[Amanita 6,826]

*is asleep in the box, my ears twitch angrily* *I sleepily throw a book at you*

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

*Throws a bag of catnip*

[Amanita 6,826]

*hisses at the catnip at first, smells it and then starts rolling in it* *purrs* *tosses a water bottle* closest thing on hand

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

*throws a coin* now dance for me you poor

[Amanita 6,826]

*throws it back* HISS

[Randimaxis 8,652]

Here!  Take THIS!!!!!

[Amanita 6,826]

*dodge* DA FUC*!?!?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

35 minutes ago, MiragetheChangeling said:

*throws it back* HISS

OH COOL A COIN !

$throws a kitty kat plastic toy* y'know,, the one that goes *POUIC* when you press it

[Amanita 6,826]

*seems interested in it and plays with it* *throws a package of goldfish at you(only thing on hand, ya know “the snack that smiles back! Goldfish!”)*

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

*throws a dog at you !*

[Amanita 6,826]

*hisses at dog* *throws a now whining dog back*

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

*throws water at you* AH ! Where is your cat god now  ??

[Amanita 6,826]

...*turns into dog and chases you all while throwing pebbles at you*

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

*throws vacuum at you* 

[Amanita 6,826]

*whines and runs away* *after throwing a rock at you*

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

*throws you my lawyer !* A rock ? Really ? I SUE YOU !

[TBD 17,254]

throw my suitcase at you. 

[Ocean Melody 116]

throws the TARDIS at you

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

*throws packet of fish sticks*

[TBD 17,254]

use storm king's staff and throw the sun at you.  your sunglasses can't save you now.