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This Just In: MLP Created by Satan to Confuse Men


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Ugh, most Christian conspiracy theorists nowadays are just like this...

I mean, if your stupid enough to make "Illuminati or Satan is controlling the media" types of videos, then you might as well use Satan as a scapegoat to blame everything on, kind of like what Hitler did with the Jews in World War II.

 

Anyway, that conspiracy video is ridiculous, despite people actually believing in it.

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Ugh, most Christian conspiracy theorists nowadays are just like this...

I mean, if your stupid enough to make "Illuminati or Satan is controlling the media" types of videos, then you might as well use Satan as a scapegoat to blame everything on, kind of like what Hitler did with the Jews in World War II.

 

Anyway, that conspiracy video is ridiculous, despite people actually believing in it.

 

I couldn't agree with you anymore!!

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I've said as much before, and I will say it again. If the Devil created something that actually has made many men actually more compassionate and loving, he's not very good at his job.

God doesn't really care about that though; you can be a huge jerk and still go to heaven, as long as you love Jesus and believe in him as the son of God. And by all means, don't be touching your ding dong/vajayjay in an impure manner, and keep it away from people of the same gender...because God cares about that sort of thing, it may not seem important, but it is.

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God doesn't really care about that though; you can be a huge jerk and still go to heaven, as long as you love Jesus and believe in him as the son of God. And by all means, don't be touching your ding dong/vajayjay in an impure manner, and keep it away from people of the same gender...because God cares about that sort of thing, it may not seem important, but it is.

 

Please tell me that was meant in sarcasm.

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If a fellow christian thinks a show that promotes love and tolerance (two things Jesus promoted) was made by satan, than they are doing it wrong.

 

Also isn't the glowing sun/light usually associated with God, not the Anti-Christ?


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If a fellow christian thinks a show that promotes love and tolerance (two things Jesus promoted) was made by satan, than they are doing it wrong.

 

Also isn't the glowing sun/light usually associated with God, not the Anti-Christ?

yes, and the rainbow, was also the sign of god. If you ever read the part in the bible where noah builds an ark. 


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yes, and the rainbow, was also the sign of god. If you ever read the part in the bible where noah builds an ark. 

Yep, it is his promise to the world that he will never again attempt to destroy the world by water.

 

 

Maybe MLP has hidden Christian Symbolism!

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It makes me laugh to see a crazy hypocritical lunatic like this. I feel bad that he's blinding himself to think that a show like this was made by Satan. It's like "all aboard the delusion train".

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