Ask the Great and Powerful Trixie!

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

 

Greetings ponies and bronies alike!!
Welcome to the Great and Powerful Trixie's Ask Thread!!
 
Seize this opportunity, and ask Trixie anything you like!
I will bestow upon you some of my vast knowledge, or simply tell you more about myself.

Please forgive the temporary blandness of this thread.
My thread lackey ShadO is currently typing this on an inadequate machine at the moment, but that will be remedied soon.

Now ask away my friends!!

 

Edited February 18, 2015 by ShadOBabe

[Fallen Valkyrie 525]

What is meaning of life o great and all powerfull trixie?

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

What is meaning of life o great and all powerfull trixie?

Oh HO, we have a tough one right off the bat!!

Alright my friend, lean close and Trixie will tell you...

 

*softly* The meaning of life is to leave an impression on the lives of others.

That is what Trixie adheres to at least.

[CloudKicker 391]

Hi their great and powerful Trixie I would like ask you question when you forget your password they will give you new one is their by any chance of changing the stock password just asking?

[Fallen Valkyrie 525]

(sry for no quotes im on phone)

I was thing meaning of life was 42 but now i see i was way off.Tnx you great and all powefull Trixie for making my see light

Edited February 17, 2015 by Primordus

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Hi their great and powerful Trixie I would like ask you question when you forget your password they will give you new one is their by any chance of changing the stock password just asking?

Does the Great and Powerful Trixie look like a staffer to you?

... Wait, never mind, I suppose I do with the way I radiate authority.

 

Regardless, Trixie is NOT staffer, and in fact has no account here.

I just use my thread lackey's account to commune with my fans, and she says she's never had to replace her password.

(sry for no quotes im on phone)

I was thing meaning of life was 42 but now i see i was way off.Tnx you great and all powefull Trixie for making my see light

Of course, my dear first poster!

Trixie is always happy to enlighten the masses with her wisdom!

Edited February 17, 2015 by ShadOBabe

[Ryzu 984]

Trixie, who is your soul mate? Is it Twilight?

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Trixie, who is your soul mate? Is it Twilight?

Feh, Trixie needs no soul mate.

Trixie is amazing enough all by herself. And travelling with "luggage" just makes things complicated.

 

There was this handsome unicorn stallion I met in Canterlot once.

But he was more that a bit of a butt. But of course, Trixie could fix THAT up real quick.

[Ryzu 984]

You have been crowned a princess and now rule Equestria. What shall you do with this power? What laws will you create?

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

You have been crowned a princess and now rule Equestria. What shall you do with this power? What laws will you create?

 

Oh sweet Celestia, FINALLY!! *pulls out her list*

 

First of all, Trixie demands her regalia be cast in silver. Gold is NOT her color.

 

Alright, secondly, your Kind and Glorious Princess Trixie proclaims that there be an immediate tax break for all travelling performers including but not limited to; magicians, bards, acting troupes, dancing troupes, freelance party planners, living statues, mimes, and so on. There shall also be a tax break for rocks farmers, because UGH, those poor chumps...

 

Let's see... *gets lost in reading through her list*

Edited February 18, 2015 by ShadOBabe

[Ryzu 984]

Twilight has challenged you to a duel, how do you fight back knowing her magic was taught to her by Celestia? What sort of witty tactic would you use to beat her?

[Sazama Ichida 2,367]

Do you think you might one day become an Alicorn?

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Twilight has challenged you to a duel, how do you fight back knowing her magic was taught to her by Celestia? What sort of witty tactic would you use to beat her?

 

Hmph, hardly a fair fight.

Forget lessons from her majesty Celestia, Twilight's got alicorn magic herself now!

However, the Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't back down from a challenge!!

 

Hmm... Well first I'd want to distract her. Magic is difficult to cast when the caster isn't focused, and a magician is NOTHING if not a master of misdirection!! A wave of my hoof, some explosions and flashes, and then BOOM, I pull a dove out of her ear and she'll be so thoroughly confused she'll be at my mercy!! Hahahaha!!

 

Do you think you might one day become an Alicorn?

 

 

Now see that would make the hypothetical of the LAST question so much more fair!

*dramatic sigh*

 

Oh, Trixie would like to hope so... but, ah... It would be SUCH a hassle.

The Great and Powerful Trixie has to practically beat her fans off with a stick as it is!

[Moonbutt 87]

Does The Great and Powerful Trixie like to eat Great and Powerful cake?

Edited February 22, 2015 by Moonbutt

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Does The Great and Powerful Trixie like to eat Great and Powerful cake?

 

Trixie LOVES cake. However, Trixie needs to wary of how much she consumes.

She does not want it to go to her great and powerful thighs, you know...

[Nnoitra 9]

Why am I so perfect?

[~Sassy Dashie~ 712]

Dose The Great and Powerful Trixie like Twilight?

Edited February 22, 2015 by Sassy Dashie

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Why am I so perfect?

Ah, you see my friend, some of us a just born into it.

Trixie suffers the same burden.

Dose The Great and Powerful Trixie like Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle? Hm, she is alright...

It's hard to get over a lot of the anger I held against her. I held onto it for so long.

 

But I know now she is not deserving of the Great and Powerful Trixie's wrath.

So Trixie's will attempt to befriend the newest princess.

Edited February 23, 2015 by ShadOBabe

[Brainstorm 4,108]

Trixie,

How are you doing? What have you been up to since Ponyville?

[DJShy 873]

http://mlpforums.com/topic/110837-ask-a-dj-version-of-fluttershy/?p=3110371

 

Yo, Trix! Wanna hear my new beats?

 

*Grabs Wub Cannon and blasts distorted dubstep*

Edited February 25, 2015 by DJ Shy-3

[Brainstorm 4,108]

Trixie,

How are you doing?

[catnet 9,356]

Hi!  If you could give one piece of advice to the whole of Equestria, what would it be?