ooc Darkness over Equestria (OOC) (DISCONTINUED)

[Unicorncob 5,697]

 

 

The small pony who had been mashing buttons behind the desk at a Gamebox 360 jumped about fifteen feet in the air. His large minotaur-like character on the screen died in a burst of blood and guts, and the pony (barely past filly age) began swearing loudly

 

You don't know how much I love this

[Little Red 1,529]

Okay, my internet is so slow.

So, the older stallion running the store has this "now" tic. He says "now" a lot. Instead of, like, "like." Like, you know?

You don't know how much I love this

My sister is a genius

[Reaver 350]

You don't know how much I love this

You're welcome.

[Alex Van Gamer 230]

Yay, videogame pony breaking fourth wall. I like doing this.

You don't know how much I love this

 

Guys. Guys. My OC's name is Alex Van GAMER. She gave herself that last name after she found out about the existence of video games. If she finds out there's vidygames here, her head'll explode!!!

Edited June 11, 2015 by Alex VanGamer

[Little Red 1,529]

Guys. Guys. My OC's name is Alex Van GAMER. She gave herself that last name after she found out about the existence of video games. If she finds out there's vidygames here, her head'll explode!!!

XD

this is going to be a very funny series of scenes, methinks.

At least, mehopes.

MAKE IT FUNNY, PEOPLE.

[P-Jay 1,987]

caliber had a nerdgasm.

[Chip Circuit 1,842]

you should atleast carry a realistic amount of money... not enough to have several bags...

[P-Jay 1,987]

its small bags.

 

he has maybe 150 bits.

Edited June 11, 2015 by PeytonJay

[Chip Circuit 1,842]

so you realize swords are worth far more then that right?

[Unicorncob 5,697]

Guys, we need to introduce the rustic foreigner to video games

[P-Jay 1,987]

so you realize swords are worth far more then that right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr_YVQctXVg

[Chip Circuit 1,842]

lol look at the vendor who almost got 500 caps for a smelly fish

[Alex Van Gamer 230]

 

 

(in case anyone was wondering, caliber loves games.)

 

Our OCs must become BFFS first. No exceptions!

 

Guys, we need to introduce the rustic foreigner to video games

 

My OC my not like yours to much. But if it's a spiel about videogames, she'll gladly go on and on and ON about them~!!! She and Caliber shall teach her tha ways of da vidygames!!!

[Chip Circuit 1,842]

Radiant actually has never come in contact with a video game either

[P-Jay 1,987]

and caliber will tell her about the video games in the golden days!!

[Little Red 1,529]

Radiant actually has never come in contact with a video game either

GASP.

 

Anyway, Caliber probably should not be able to buy all sword... Maybe one or two, because the seller is a stupid foal.

[P-Jay 1,987]

Anyway, Caliber probably should not be able to buy all sword... Maybe one or two, because the seller is a stupid foal.

caliber: yeah, this sword was forged in tartarus, by the three divine gods who made the land...like the master sword, but better...

 

(he found it on a dead body)

Edited June 11, 2015 by PeytonJay

[Reaver 350]

Guys. Guys. My OC's name is Alex Van GAMER. She gave herself that last name after she found out about the existence of video games. If she finds out there's vidygames here, her head'll explode!!!

Well, have Alex follow Caliber and you shall meet fainted gamer pony. We shall call him Button Mash the XVII. Not because he's really the seventeenth Button Mash, but because he thinks it sounds cool....

 

 

so you realize swords are worth far more then that right?

I actually thought about that, but this time in Equestria is... poor, to say the least. In fact, I'm torn on whether bits are even made of gold at this point. This is probably the most money Button Mash the XVII has seen in his life in one place, even if it is a measly 150 bits. He'll probably wake up, decide he's been robbed, go on an epic quest for vengeance, and then change his mind and go home and play Yodeling of Duty a little more. Or Caliber could, you know, not take the ton of swords that he's made and leave some there. It would be kind of hard to transport that many, after all.

Edited June 11, 2015 by Reaver

[Unicorncob 5,697]

 

 

Yodeling of Duty

 

I laughed way too hard 

[P-Jay 1,987]

It would be kind of hard to transport that many, after all.

then the master sword. he's gotta have the master sword.

 

then he'll start looking for an ocarina.

[Little Red 1,529]

 

 

"ERMERGERD! I'M RICH! I'M RICH, 1 1 1 1 1!

I am basically crying from laughter

[Alex Van Gamer 230]

Well, have Alex follow Caliber and you shall meet fainted gamer pony. We shall call him Button Mash the XVII. Not because he's really the seventeenth Button Mash, but because he thinks it sounds cool....

She's not really a swords person. (though that would change after she saw them), but since she is unaware of the videogame swords, she's not really gunna be interested in following. I was thinking she'll possibly find out a different way.

 

Or Caliber could, you know, not take the ton of swords that he's made and leave some there. It would be kind of hard to transport that many, after all.

GASP.

 

Anyway, Caliber probably should not be able to buy all sword... Maybe one or two, because the seller is a stupid foal.

then the master sword. he's gotta have the master sword.

 

then he'll start looking for an ocarina.

 

Yush! Leave the keyblade! If he comes back to the group and she sees that swords. She gunna wanna know where the shop is. Probably have the same 'take mah money' reaction and buy herself da keyblade!

[Unicorncob 5,697]

She's not really a swords person. (though that would change after she saw them), but since she is unaware of the videogame swords, she's not really gunna be interested in following. I was thinking she'll possibly find out a different way.

 

 

Yush! Leave the keyblade! If he comes back to the group and she sees that swords. She gunna wanna know where the shop is. Probably have the same 'take mah money' reaction and buy herself da keyblade!

 

Meanwhile Tyra's going to be sniffing around the Gamebox all "What is this contraption?"

[Alex Van Gamer 230]

Meanwhile Tyra's going to be sniffing around the Gamebox all "What is this contraption?"

XD Alex will flip when she hears Tyra say that!

[P-Jay 1,987]

Meanwhile Tyra's going to be sniffing around the Gamebox all "What is this contraption?"

caliber: *shoves Astaroth's axe into her hooves*