The Banned Game

[Luigi 7,870]

Banned because you can't erase a princess' innocent little baby from your mind when the princess is holding him in her hooves.

As such, I'm safe.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Unless... I erase the princess as well...

I CALL UPON THE POWER OF RAINBOW DASH TO BAN A PREVIOUS USER FROM THIS DIMENSION!!!!!!!

RAINBOW DASH, WITH THE POWER OF YOUR AWESOMENESS WITHIN ME, I BAN ACROSS TIME AND SPACE, THE USER @Princess Aurora Wolf

[Luigi 7,870]

Banned because that **** is not going to work on a princess. I've seen many try it on Aurora, but all in vain.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Hmmm... I am surprised a burst of Rainbow Dash's power wasn't enough to ban the both of you.

Very well, I shall have to use a more powerful weapon. Chaos...

PAUL, I RELEASE YOU FROM YOUR CAGE!!!!!!!!!!

*Thrashes and shakes violently*

Well, well, well... what have we here. I do believe this is a little baby Rainbow Dash.

Pity. I never liked babies.

Banned for displeasing me.

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for being Paul.

[Tilgoreth 1,915]

Banned for being anti paul.

[Leavemealone 547]

@Duality @ShadowDash13

Banned for judging a pony with 27 official posts and 1026 brohoofs!

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

@Duality

Ha... funny. You have no idea how long I've been waiting in there for a chance to escape, for a chance to cause some chaos.

Shadow's head... it's chaotic, but it is NOTHING compared to what I'm capable of.

Ban one of you at a time... boring.

I'd much rather make this interesting. How about a little wager? I'll flip a coin. If it lands heads, I ban you. But if it lands tails.... I kill you.

Do you like that idea?

 @OracleOfTwilight 

Thank you for appreciating my awesomeness. But you still interrupted my conversation.

This time I will let you off with a warning. You are banned for five minutes.

[Zachary 5,521]

Banned because What the **** is a Paul?

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Ahh, you poor, foolish little unicorn.

I am Paul. I am the embodiment of everything Shadow has shoved out of his mind. I am the villain of every book he has ever wrote.

He keeps me trapped inside his prison cell of a brain, refusing to let me escape. But the fool has let me out, to eliminate a certain pony.

I'll take that pony out, of course. But I'm going to have some fun first. You however, are getting in the way of that.

Banned for standing in the way of me reaching my full potential of chaotic fun.

[Leavemealone 547]

@ShadowDash13

Ohhh, IT IS ON!!!!!!!!

Nathaniel, I release you!

So this is "Paul". Huh. I thought he would be better competition! Oh, well, here goes. 

Oksoyesterdayiwasinwisconsinandilovedititwasamazingandbeautifulilovedthewaterparksandallofthethijgsicoulddo. . .

Bannedfornotbeinggoodcompetition. . .

Edited June 28, 2017 by OracleOfTwilight

[DJ Wolfe 5,349]

3 minutes ago, OracleOfTwilight said:

testerday

thijgs

Banned for incorrect vocabulary

Edited June 28, 2017 by .Wolfe.

[Duality 10,740]

Banned because why does everyone have an evil alter ego while I'm still just a puddle of water?

Double banned for correcting vocabillularary without my permission.

Edited June 28, 2017 by Duality

[Tilgoreth 1,915]

Banned for writing incomprehensible shit.  @ShadowDash13 banned because Paul sounds weak. Here let me bring out my goblin friend. 

 

I am the one and only Edgen The Goblin King.

My demon soul gives me great powers. 

Prepare too be vanquished!

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Is this a joke... you face me off against a cheap knock-off of Pinkie Pie?

You fools. Perhaps you do not understand. I nearly killed Shadow.

It is not my words that sting... I fight with tooth and claw. So if Nathaniel is the best you can do... you're all going to DIE!!!!

*Lunges at Nathaniel, slashing at his flank*

This is your dying day, Nathaniel! I will ban you from this world!

[Clod 8,294]

Memed for goblins.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Oh, an innocent bystander. How convenient.

*Grabs meme*

ANY FALSE MOVES AND THIS PONY DIES!!!!!! ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO HELP ME BAN @Princess Aurora Wolf

[Zachary 5,521]

But I don't want to ban Princess Aurora Wolf

Instead, I'll ban you @ShadowDash13, Don't kill Me!

Edited June 28, 2017 by Zachary

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for pleading for your life.

Just now, ShadowDash13 said:

Oh, an innocent bystander. How convenient.

*Grabs meme*

ANY FALSE MOVES AND THIS PONY DIES!!!!!! ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO HELP ME BAN @Princess Aurora Wolf

Do it. We were just going to ban him anyway.

Edited June 28, 2017 by Duality

[Clod 8,294]

Memed because I don't want to die right now please don't

[Tilgoreth 1,915]

1 minute ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Is this a joke... you face me off against a cheap knock-off of Pinkie Pie?

You fools. Perhaps you do not understand. I nearly killed Shadow.

It is not my words that sting... I fight with tooth and claw. So if Nathaniel is the best you can do... you're all going to DIE!!!!

*Lunges at Nathaniel, slashing at his flank*

This is your dying day, Nathaniel! I will ban you from this world!

I am a goblin king. Do not trifle with me mortal.

I have been slayne countless times. And each time I have come back.

The benifits of a demon soul.

*usees magic too sumon demons*

I will devour you're soul.

[Leavemealone 547]

Another one, Oracle? Seriously! One, goblins are weak. Two, Paul will be defeated. And so, I continue. 

Soiwentonarideinwisconsindellsandihadsomuchfunanditwasreallyhighand-

Did you just call me a rip-off of Pinkie Pie! Excuse me, I am male, I am chartreuse, and I can talk at a speed of 95 words per second in a fix. 

Prepare to meet your maker. *pulls out chain sword from WH40k*

 

Edited June 28, 2017 by OracleOfTwilight

[Clod 8,294]

 Memed because the banned game became a RP and people aren't banning and I'm confused D:

[Tilgoreth 1,915]

Just now, OracleOfTwilight said:

Another one, Oracle? Seriously! One, goblins are weak. Two, Paul will be defeated. And so, I continue. 

Soiwentonarideinwisconsindellsandihadsomuchfunanditwasreallyhighand-

Did you just call me a rip-off of Pinkie Pie! Excuse me, I am male, I am chartreuse, and I can talk at a speed of 95 words per second in a fix. 

Prepare to meet your maker. *pulls out chain sword for WH40k*

 

Oh you mortals are so cute! 

*Devours soul*

Now Paul it's you're turn.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

OK then, you don't care about this pony here? Well, your loss, I guess.

*slices stomach* You are banned from LIFE!!!!!

 

Now that he's out of the way, who's next!