The Banned Game

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Banned cause I have the power to investigate the shortage of bans!

[Fire_Fly 499]

Federal Ban Ivestigators. I'm afraid the ban count is far too low for my partner and I to allow you to leave this thread.

 

Banned.

[Mellow 73]

banned for not letting me leave

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Banned for not having an awesome mane-do

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Banned cause I must ask - have you seen any suspicious non-banning activity going on lately, sir?

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Banned because yes I have and we should be on page 1000 by now and I am outraged that we're not!

[Jadefire 2,797]

OBJECTION!

 

That was ...bannable. YOU'RE BANNED!

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

OBJECTION!!

 

Banned because you promised that we'd be on 1000 soon

[Jadefire 2,797]

Banned because the lack of 1000 pages displeases me.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Banned to help us get to page 1000, also I finished another chapter of my fanfic.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Banned cause its only 24 pages left to go!

We are nearing our goal, BanMaster Jadefire.

Ninja...

Banned for not being a BanMaster!

also, congrats on the new chapter!

Edited July 28, 2012 by Kirby

[Fire_Fly 499]

'Tis said that when the banplanets align on the most banned day of the year, the great ban-sages will gather at the peak of Mt. Ban, and usher in the return of the mighty Banlord, who shall lead us all to the glorious utopia that is page 1,000! And what a glorious day it shall be!

 

........Whoever's above me is banned because you probably ninja'd me while I was thinking this stuff up.....

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Banned, I shall help us to page 1000, with my non used banning skills.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Thou shalt become a mighty banner, if thou continues all the way on this journey to page 1000.

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Banned because I am the almighty Banlord!

[Fire_Fly 499]

Hail the mighty Banlord! *bows down*

 

Please accept this ban as an offering.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

I shall one day become a master banner, but until then accept my worthless ban, you great banners.

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Feel privileged, for you have been banned by the Banlord who will lead you to the glorious 1000th page

[Fire_Fly 499]

Praise!

 

A group of your loyal subjects have arranged a ban-feast in your honor.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

When shall this feast commence?

Banned.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

14:00 Canterlot Centralised Time in Banning.

 

See ya there. Banned.

Edited July 28, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

....Now I gotta go learn how to convert time.

Banned for making me not be lazy!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Subtract 1200 from any number exceeding 1200.

 

Banned.

 

Did I say 1200? I meant any number exceeding 1159.

Edited July 28, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Bah, you and your fancy mathematics!

Aah don't need'em for nuttin!

Banned.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Banned.

 

How many ponies does it take to screw up a lightbulb?