The Banned Game

[brony2008 22]

Banned for jumping into the conversation (the fact I just essential did the same thing is irrelevent)

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTiFPTuVUA_ClXZ5aC6GsTh19QPm1k99yLJQxs2Uv6fQRboZ-Yz1w

[brony2008 22]

banned for using a reasoning paradox.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because there are no paradoxes in my van!

[Corruptvoid 32]

banned for having a van

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for having a silly old sedan.

[Corruptvoid 32]

banned for being a stalker

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because i have a feeling the character in your avi is incredibly violent, and i think its cute

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because all females in anime are violent.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because thats a lie and you know it is

[Zephyrspark 9]

You hit yourself with the ban hammer... you should be more careful

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for watching bans instead of banning.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because he forgot that i don't own a banhammer

 

what a baka

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because you should have one.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because i can't, it's already taken, so i took the bangun

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I own a ban bazooka.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because that too is already taken by one of the original banners

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I now own a ban flamethrower.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because I own the ban nuke.

 

Therefore I win.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I own the Orbital Ban Cannon.

 

Now I win, Goddaughter o' mine.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because I own a Bible of Trixie.

 

Therefore I win.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I said Ten Hail Trixies and have been blessed by our loving Goddess.

 

That's better than a book in my book, so you better book it before I hit you with the book.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because...

 

I will declare war on everything in Equestria if I don't win.

 

Therefore, I am required to win.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because that wouldn't be a good idea at all.

 

You'd have to go up against Celestia, Luna, Chrysalis, Sombra, Discord, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Manticores, Hydras, Wendigos, Iron Will, the Flim Flam Brothers, Gilda, Lightning Dust, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Cheerilie, Big Mac, Snips and Snails, everypony, everygriffon, everychangeling, everymule, everydonkey, everyzebra, every living thing, and, most dangerous of all, Twist.

 

I wouldn't recommend it.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because not everything mentioned is native to or lives in Equestria.

Edited May 6, 2013 by Frozen Lasagna Thief