Come up with a weird law!

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

New law.

I am the law, and you do what I say.

[Paleopony 702]

You must perform the chicken dance before you enter and exit an elevator.

[Will Guide 21,360]

How's this for a law: 

Any topic that's more than a year old without response should automatically be locked forever.

(I've been noticing a lot of posts recently on topic that literally haven't been touched in over 8 years. Every time I see a "x (years/months/weeks) later" I can't help but think of the time cards from SpongeBob especially when Patrick goes "can you move it along; I'm all out of time cards")