Come up with a weird law!

[Will Guide 21,325]

2 minutes ago, Arid_Blitz said:

Every time @WiiGuy2014 babies @Baby Flyer he has one inch of tail removed via scissors 

And every time @Arid_Blitz tries to ruin my babysitting job with nonsense like that, he/she get turned into a completely silent baby that won't be able to even get any attention. Ha!

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

@WiiGuy2014 must drink love from a mason jar.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

New law.

I am the law, and you do what I say.

[Paleopony 690]

You must perform the chicken dance before you enter and exit an elevator.

[Will Guide 21,325]

How's this for a law: 

Any topic that's more than a year old without response should automatically be locked forever.

(I've been noticing a lot of posts recently on topic that literally haven't been touched in over 8 years. Every time I see a "x (years/months/weeks) later" I can't help but think of the time cards from SpongeBob especially when Patrick goes "can you move it along; I'm all out of time cards")