Dawn-Sunlight 1,228 June 4, 2019 Share June 4, 2019 Princess Celestia: Sunset Shimmer is no longer allowed to come to this world and she can go eat dirt for all care. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconBrony 290 June 4, 2019 Share June 4, 2019 Big Mac: "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. Eeeyup." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,307 June 4, 2019 Share June 4, 2019 "Rainbow dash, I am disappointed in you. You accepted 500 bits to say a student was the star player in her high school Buckball team, when she never actually played?" Sigh. "You have a lot to learn! I wouldn't have taken a Bit less then 5000!" - Twilight Sparkle 2 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 4, 2019 Author Share June 4, 2019 (edited) Twilight Sparkle: This must be the part where we try to be nice to the villain and befriend him to repent his evil ways. Mane 6: Nah! Twilight Sparkle: I don't know what happened. All I said to him was I wanted to be his friend. Then he runs off without saying word. Rarity: There's a difference between making a friend and straight out putting someone in the friend zone. Twilight Sparkle: Hello, Moon Dancer! *Knocks on door.* She won't answer. Minuette: Oh, she's probably in one of her drunken stupors again. It'll be hours before she awakes from that. Twilight Sparkle: She drinks? Minuette: Well, yeah ever since you left. She just became a heavy drinker. Edited June 4, 2019 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,307 June 4, 2019 Share June 4, 2019 "Why does Chaos have to be so darn disorganized?" - Discord "My big mistake was going in for magic. If I finished college and got my degree in physics, I would have beat Twilight hooves down if I dropped an Atomic Bomb on Ponyville!" - Starlight Glimmer "Treehugger, um, ever think of branching out? You weed is top notch, but I've seen the future, and it is METH!" - Fluttershy "Forget speed. Rarity, you gotta help me! Teach me about make-up, and how to accessorize!" - Rainbow Dash "Hmmm. I wonder just what would happen if I brought the sun down right on top of Ponyville?" - Celestia "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie..." - Luna "I upgraded my whole collection to 8-Track tapes!" - Vinyl Scratch (Did I just show my age?) 2 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,189 June 4, 2019 Share June 4, 2019 (edited) Twilight Sparkle: "I don't know what am I doing with my life I never going to have a boyfriend, get married, have kids, grow old, watch them to grow up, getting married and had their own kids. "My only happiness comes from my niece that came from my brother because you know he did the thing. "And it all princess Celestia fault" Mane 5: "Woah, calm down Twi" Edited June 4, 2019 by R.D.Dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 5, 2019 Author Share June 5, 2019 (edited) Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia hasn't come out of her room since Sunset Shimmer's biography came out. Applejack: I haven't read it, so could you clue me in. Twilight Sparkle: The book talks about Sunset's time as Celestia's student with not so nice criticism of her being a bad mentor and discarding Sunset quickly in no time after taking me on as her student. What idiot convinced Sunset it was a good idea to write this? *On the other side of the mirror.* Sunset Shimmer: Twilight, thank you for convincing me to write this book. I've really needed to get a lot off my chest. Sci-Twilight: No problem. I've wanted to read about your backstory. Edited June 5, 2019 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,560 June 5, 2019 Share June 5, 2019 21 hours ago, cuteycindyhoney said: "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie..." - Luna Trixie: That's a Pinkie! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MegaBrony 219 June 5, 2019 Share June 5, 2019 Grogar (while blocking the Rainbow of Friendship with one hoof): Nice flashlight..(burns out said rainbow) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,189 June 5, 2019 Share June 5, 2019 (edited) Grogar: "Come out Princess Twilight! I know you can hear me." Rainbow Dash slams into Grogar at high speed. Grogar traps her by encasing her wings into stone Grogar: "Foolish child." Chryssalis comes right next to them with a sword in her magic. Grogar: "Finish her!" Chryssalis slices Grogar's neck. Grogar proceeds to choke Chryssalis. Tirek watching in the distance. Grogar: "How dare you to betray me!" Twilight: "I should go, it's me he wants." Starlight: "You can't. If you go it will be all over." Grogar: "Princess! Is this what you want? To trade your life for others?" ____________ Bonus points if you understood the reference. Edited June 5, 2019 by R.D.Dash Minor edits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MegaBrony 219 June 5, 2019 Share June 5, 2019 Trixie: We're done here! (rips out Grogar's literal heart of darkness with her hoof) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 June 5, 2019 Share June 5, 2019 <young six use the reborn Elements to turn Grogar to stone> Sandbar: With The Power of friendship we have truely saved all of.... Wait, spike, what are you doing with that sledgehammer? Spike: making another rock garden. Why do you think Gorgar couldn't bring the Storm King back too? ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,189 June 7, 2019 Share June 7, 2019 Twilight Sparkle: "I am the Princess of Friendship!" rings Grogar's bell, Grogar turns into dust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,560 June 7, 2019 Share June 7, 2019 (edited) *The final day before the thousandth year begins, signaling Nightmare Moon's arrival* Twilight Sparkle: "Legend has it that on the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape, and she will bring about nighttime eternal!" Pinkie Pie: "Good thing we're only in the 999th year, huh?" Edited June 7, 2019 by Sparklefan1234 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MegaBrony 219 June 8, 2019 Share June 8, 2019 Twilight (after using up all her energy to eliminate Grogar): Trixie, Starlight, can you hear me? My energy is almost all spent. I can't... stay in this world... much longer. Trixie, Starlight... I want to leave this world in your care. The threat disharmony represents has not left this world. I want you... to protect ponies and other magical creatures. Trix...Star... You can do it... You... can...(her body goes limp and her spirit floats up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,189 June 9, 2019 Share June 9, 2019 (edited) 🎵 My Little Earth pony My Little Earth pony🎵 Twilight: "What the hay? Wait, why do I care?" Applejack: "Speak for yourself no one wants my countryisms anymore" Edited June 9, 2019 by R.D.Dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 9, 2019 Author Share June 9, 2019 (edited) Twilight Sparkle: Now that the elements of harmony have passed on to the next generation... Rainbow Dash: We're free. So long losers. *Flies away.* Twilight Sparkle: What was that about? Applejack: That would be our obligation to you being over. Now if you excuse me, I have a farm and family to care for. Good bye. *Leaves.* Twilight Sparkle: Wait I thought we were friends? Rarity: We were, actually more like your lackeys that did whatever you wanted. Now that the fate of Equestria is someone else's problem, I can resume being a greedy business pony. No more profits for the needy. Ta-ta. *Leaves.* Twilight Sparkle: What about you Pinkie we're still friends? Pinkie Pie: Yeah, I don't do friends. They've always been clients. I've been wanting to expand my party business into more mature targets but the kid friendly image I had to keep up being around you was killing me. I'm off to hire some ponies to pop out of cakes. *Leaves.* Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy? Fluttershy: Feather off. *Leaves.* Twilight Sparkle: What a bunch of jerks. Starlight Glimmer: You can't tell me what to do. I tell you what to do. Sunset Shimmer: Give me the crown or I'll destroy the portal. Twilight Sparkle: No you won't. You're just bluffing. Sunset Shimmer: *Smashes the portal.* I'm not playing games. Twilight Sparkle: She...she actually did it. *Faints.* Edited June 9, 2019 by Singe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,189 June 9, 2019 Share June 9, 2019 (edited) Rarity: "What the heyburgers am I doing?I will order pre-aprooved designs into mass production. We are going to modernize the fashion industry. Thank you Sassy Saddles." Sassy "Uh your welcome" *** Applejack: "That's it I am moving to the big city and we are selling the farm." *** Twilight: "Flim and Flam bought us for exorbitant amount of bits. I don't know if you realise it but it's very difficult to maintain a school with only six students." *** Fluttershy. "That really nice Rainbow Dash, but it will be 19 bits for the tortoise. I have a business to run." *** Pinkie Pie: "I was about to sing a song but changed my mind" Rarity "What is it about, deary?" Pinkie: "Well,..." Edited June 10, 2019 by R.D.Dash Pinkie Pie singing a wrecking ball parody would probably be to much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 10, 2019 Author Share June 10, 2019 (edited) Spike: Rarity. What happen to your mane and tail? Rarity: Glad you asked. I wanted to sew the ultimate garment made using the threads from me and all this just for you. Spike: This is weird, but I can never say no if it's from Rarity. Rarity: Upper class society has gone down hill since the peasants wanted to be included and the pitch diversity makes us better was a complete lie. Twilight Sparkle: Without magic I don't know how to do anything. Starlight Glimmer: Here you can still help me research for a way to fix this. Twilight Sparkle: Um..... Starlight Glimmer: Let me guess. You don't know how to read and used magic to shortcut your way in life. Twilight Sparkle: Yes. Wind Rider: Oh you thought what I did was wrong Rainbow Dash. Just you wait, one day you'll be older and weaker like me. Then a new rookie upstart will break your records and erase your legacy from the Wonderbolts history books. You think you'll always be the only one who can do a Sonic Rainboom, there will always be flyer better than you. Given time you'll see it my way one day. Pinkie Pie: Morning, pastor pony. Pastor Pony: Morning Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie: Remember to keep your hooves to yourself around those colts. Pastor Pony: Stop saying that! Vice Principal Luna: I am so ashamed of you two. Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle getting into a fight over the prom princess. This is ridiculous. As of now, I'm revoking the title of princess of the prom from the both of you and you will be suspended. Twilight Sparkle: It's just you and us Sunset. Rainbow Dash: Let's rip out her hair. Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash: Fine, we'll let you keep those curls. Edited June 10, 2019 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MegaBrony 219 June 10, 2019 Share June 10, 2019 Trixie: I won't be available for most of Mega Mare Trix7. Sunburst gets most of the spotlight instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,189 June 10, 2019 Share June 10, 2019 Applejack: "My parents are not dead!" Twilight: "But Faust said" Applejack: "Who cares what Faust said, she is not here anymore. "Look Twi, if the God Emperor Goldner would will it so my parents would magically pop in existence like your brother did in season two." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,722 June 10, 2019 Share June 10, 2019 Silverstream: Fuck all these stairs! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 13, 2019 Author Share June 13, 2019 Twilight Sparkle: Now that we discovered the power of friendship, let's use it to crush our enemies. Trixie: Starlight, if you didn't trade away my home. I was willing to go all the way with you, but it ain't happening. Starlight Glimmer: All the way, what is she going on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo 45 June 14, 2019 Share June 14, 2019 Applejack: Damnit Braeburn you had one job!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,189 June 14, 2019 Share June 14, 2019 Starlight: Forget that shit we are wizards. Trixie: What do you did with my house?It's bigger on the inside. Starlight: Exactly, could you imagine if I sold your home for better one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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