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Well.......my rule is that if she isn't a fully grown adult (like roughly my age), doesn't have boobs, doesn't have curves, and doesn't walk on two legs, than I just can't, not even if she encompassed my dream woman, don't care, not touching that with a 50 foot pole.

 

Oh, she doesn't have boobs? No curves? Extra pair of legs?

...Big deal.

 

Personality > Appearance

 

But I do agree with 'If she isn't a fully grown adult'.

Paedophilia is something I will never respect.

 

still, for me, I just can't, it still feels wrong to me.

I understand. I still kind of think it's wrong. I'm just trying to say: Love holds no bounds.


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Wait, hold it.

 

One, are we ponies, or human? If human, i'd sell the pony. Really, a PONY that is aware! Millions. If we were ponified however, and if it was...

AJ) Awkward...

RD)Return feelings.

TS)Return feelings.

FS)Return feelings.

RR)Awkward...

PP)Awkward...

Vinyl Scratch) She's a rave pony, as much as I hate to say it, she probably has the herps. Or the pony equivalent.


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so ronery i need a marefriend lol And that's how my crabs got chlamydia

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Oh, she doesn't have boobs? No curves? Extra pair of legs?

...Big deal.

 

Personality > Appearance

I agree, personality is more important them physical attractiveness, however, for me there are limits.

 

But I do agree with 'If she isn't a fully grown adult'.

Paedophilia is something I will never respect.

Agreed.

 

 

 

I understand. I still kind of think it's wrong. I'm just trying to say: Love holds no bounds.

 

I get that, however I think there's a point where we must draw the line, regardless of feelings, in my opinion at least.


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Depends what pony. If a pony that I didn't really care for kissed me, I would just tell him/her that I'm not ready for a commitment.


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If it's Fluttershy than I will confess my feelings right back at her and make her into a happy mare. Hopefully get married eventually and have 3 fillies. I would be complete living the rest of my days with her.

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I'd kiss back. A kiss is something you want, it's a gift. You can't turn down a gift!

Especially if it was Braeburn. :wub:


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Allow me to say my feelings in song: (It's a short song, as I'm not that creative with lyrics.)

 

Here's the song:

 

 

http://www64.zippysh...4/file.html (A CAPELLA because I can't play an instrument xD)

 

 

And Here's the lyrics:

 

 

If a pony had a crush on me,

I would be so filled with glee,

I'd love her forever, cause she'd be mine!

 

I'd be the happiest brony,

I'd have my very own pony,

I'd love her till the end of time!

 

Our love, would last,

throughout, the ages,

 

We'd go, somewhere,

yes we'd, go places!

 

Me and my pony.

 

This is a major dream come true,

For this love, I thank you,

Without your question, I'd still be sittin' here.

 

I hope this vision never ends,

Me and my pony to the end,

Never will we quarrel, as long as we have sheer (love)

 

Our Love, will last,

We'd be, together,

 

We'd love, each other

Come shine, or weather,

 

Me and my, Me and my

Me and my pony.

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If a pony had a crush on me, I'd ask her if I could ride on her back then let her ride on my back. It's a very give-and-take crush.


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will i would just , tell them in an nice way that would never work out between us i mean really werewolf's and pony's

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i would probably react the same way as i do to anyone approaching me - a shy, quiet, barely sociable state is envoked, and if i like that pony too, i would be even worse.

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My brain would probably explode due to its inability to comprehend what just happened

 

Most definitely this. I might already suspect that she has a crush on me though. My super power is reading people/ponies. :3 Edited by Kalypzoid
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It depends on who it is. That probably would be Rainbow Dash or Vinyl Scratch ( :wub:) because of my interests. If it was one of them, I'd nuzzle back, spend the evening with them, and go home. Then, my mind would explode of happiness.

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