Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[Pr0m4NV14 839]

I’m uh... Deathy allergic to feathers!

[TBD 17,254]

already has plan at their  par-tea 

 

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

@King of Canterlot has requested me to make sure that no-pony who isn't allowed get's into his castle...

he's out tonite!

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

2 hours ago, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

Sorry,

My french skills are terrable.

AAAND I need to work,

I've used all my days off and @King of Canterlot will fire me if I'm off again

Fire you? HAHAHAHAHA, Comrade, if you didn't show up I would have you arrested and sent to the Gulag! 

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

Fire you? HAHAHAHAHA, Comrade, if you didn't show up I would have you arrested and sent to the Gulag! 

 

No days off, Remember, sir!

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

No days off, Remember, sir!

Very good! Now return to your post at once, I can't have intruders interrupting my own grand party, The Ballard of the Union, only the most prestigious military and government officials will be allowed in, no civilians! Especially not those damned sneaky capitalists....... they also ruin everything in my grand agenda..............   

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

Very good! Now return to your post at once, I can't have intruders interrupting my own grand party, The Ballard of the Union, only the most prestigious military and government officials will be allowed in, no civilians! Especially not those damned sneaky capitalists....... they also ruin everything in my grand agenda..............   

It's the least I can do,

Capitalism is wrecking the world

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

I can't come sorry, as a real capitalist I must wreck the world, sari.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

I can't come,

I need to guard @King of Canterlot's party... 

And hope that he has the big red button

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

I can't come I must write some tweet for Donald Trump in case in need it

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

I can't come because I'm polishing up my big red button 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

I can't come because I'm polishing up my big red button 

I'm guarding with my gun of the revolution to make sure that there's no capitalists in your party party

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

I'm guarding with my gun of the revolution to make sure that there's no capitalists in your party party

Wonderful...... soon everyone will know the love of Communism......... 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

I busy writting propaganda banner and radio advertising

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

Wonderful...... soon everyone will know the love of Communism......... 

hurah

Just now, Trotteur Sauvage said:

I busy writting propaganda banner and radio advertising

I'm busy trying to counter your propaganda to get capitalists to defect to Soviet Equestria

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

8 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

hurah

I'm busy trying to counter your propaganda to get capitalists to defect to Soviet Equestria

Wonderful work soon the Union of Soviet Equestria will be the most powerful nation on earth! 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

2 minutes ago, King of Canterlot said:

Wonderful work soon the Union of Soviet Equestria will be the most powerful nation on earth! 

Thanks!

Could I be a buffer leader?

Pleeeeaaaase?

[PiratePony 8,475]

My wild hatred of all things Scottish.

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread said:

Thanks!

Could I be a buffer leader?

Pleeeeaaaase?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... ok I guess, it doesn't hurt to have you try it now does it?

Just now, PiratePony said:

My wild hatred of all things Scottish.

I can't attend your party because I just threw you in the gulag for treason 

[PiratePony 8,475]

Because he is a known commie bastard.

And threw me in the gulag.

And did not make me goulash.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Busy eating all this leftover goulash someone threw in the trash o3o

 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Just now, PiratePony said:

Because he is a known commie bastard.

And threw me in the gulag.

And did not make me goulash.

HOW DARE YOU INSULT YOUR KING 

I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER GET ANY GOULASH EVER AGAIN 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, PiratePony said:

Because he is a known commie bastard.

And threw me in the gulag.

And did not make me goulash.

The fact he didn't give you the firing squad, you should be happy and greatful.

 

I can't come because capitalists can't have parties nor can the imprisoned

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

HOW DARE YOU INSULT YOUR KING 

I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER GET ANY GOULASH EVER AGAIN 

Guarding duties, 

remember

[PiratePony 8,475]

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

HOW DARE YOU INSULT YOUR KING 

I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER GET ANY GOULASH EVER AGAIN 

Because...goulash. *grabs some out of the garbage. Sees Gobo walk by.*

Want to come to my party?

 

(This forum game was just Pulp Fiction styled)

[TBD 17,254]

I'm not planning to be rob.